them Sydney Trains moments (1 Viewer)

[Futuremedstudent]

When it says 'all stations to hornsby' or 'all stations to central'
I hate that

 

[obliviousninja]

Yesterday my leg got stuck between thr train and the platform

 

[Futuremedstudent]

Yesterday my leg got stuck between thr train and the platform

how's ruse going?

 

[Chronost]

>Psycho guy comes on train with lighter
>tells anyone who was talking to shut the @$!% up or else he'll roll them(exact words were a bunch of acts he would do, i dont remember)
>Me and meh friend are watching, he comes walking and sits in front of us
>Turns around and starts chatting to us randomly
>Says "you guys are fine" and chats about people mistaken him for Jesus and Mohammad(the prophet)
>Says how can they do this to him, he's neither but he keeps bragging about he keeps getting called by a group these two people
>Says he has no freedom and was totured and the like, and had a rough childhood
>All the while he kept playing with his lighter
>Talks about bombs and how far they could explode
>This is where I start to get worried he's gona do something one day (he's got nothing now)
>I sympathise with him through the conversation,my friend keeps quiet the whole time
>guy is skinny, and it's a small lighter so I could take him on anytime if he tried anyway,but I think he just wanted to chat
>Says he's gona smoke weed when he gets home
>He's really fascinated about these bombs, fml
>Stop nears, i say goodbye and he says cya, I worry about the mother and her grandma since he seemed quite pissed on everyone else excluding me and my friend
>we just go wtf did we just hear lol

> TLDR
He's gona explode something one day

 

[Speed6]

Square, what do you hear on the trains?

 

[obliviousninja]

I got caught with my feet on the seats. Told em my dad is a TO. Got away with it

 

[seventhroot]

Square, what do you hear on the trains?

stupid kids talking a lot of shit

 

[Speed6]

stupid kids talking a lot of shit

like what

 

[seventhroot]

like what

I've heard it all

 

[Gary_Oak]

Square, what do you hear on the trains?

I hear lots of fap and bumsecs on dah train every time i go on

 

[Speed6]

I hear lots of fap and bumsecs on dah train every time i go on

Nice try on the revive.

-10/10

 

[Gary_Oak]

Nice try on the revive.

-10/10

I'm back, don't you guys miss me... hahaha

 

[Speed6]

I'm back, don't you guys miss me... hahaha

Square and all that probably missed you...



Maybe not...



I dunno

 

[Queenroot]

what line is this so I know to avoid

 

[Squar3root]

Square and all that probably missed you...

nah

 

[Speed6]

what line is this so I know to avoid

South Coast Line

 

[Queenroot]

South Coast Line

I meant gary's one

 

[Gary_Oak]

I meant gary's one

I live in Newcastle, so cum and visit one day

 

[Queenroot]

I live in Newcastle, so cum and visit one day

 

[Silly Sausage]

Some guy was watching pr0n near the front of the carriage, earphones accidently unplugged and everyone onboard heard the commotion.