Oh they were ugly? Damn, that sucks. I'm sure there are more attractive ones out there.
Also, as I seem to recall - you're Asian, as am I. So maybe it's an Asian thing. Or maybe it's country specific... are you of Filipino descent too? =P
And yee. That'd be funny. I would try the line, "Hi sir, I'm here to fondle your daughter...?" but that'd be disrespectful. I'd be like, "Oh hai sir, long time no see. I see my great history marks got me in the good books =P"
And one week? Hmm... how does one handle with one hundred fail trolls? Is it pressing a big "Delete and ban account" button of some sort?