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alright. Sleep tight sweetheart. It has been far too long. It was lovely to hear from you again :]

O__O *wonders what kind of kinky, kinky sex feats bring upon the crime scene investigation units* O.o I shall keep this in mind! Changing rooms FTW!

Merge our computers, and the world may very well end... excuses, excuses!

P.S. nonono, I'm much to frightened of Alex's mother :P

What on earth gave you the false impression that I was even remotely intelligent? I use spell checker to even write the word intelligent! :P O__O I'm a good housewife, I keep a good clean kitchen thank you very much! it's called bleach.... lot's and lot's of bleach. Shopping centers you...

You dirty old pervert ^___^ hahahaha, you make me feel like such a nerd. I now don't have a single porn vid, only about 30 fave pics or so, and a buhzillion games :P

XD nah, I'm a good mummy, I teach my kid to understand what the hat on the door handle and the smacking of a headboard against a wall means :P he/she isn't going to walk in on us anytime. It think we'll manage to keep the sex out of the kitchen until the kid goes to school :P

Nah, it's worth it. it's good fun, I'd do it for free. To be honest, I almost do XD Oh, it's a fair bit longer than that. Hahahaha when they run out of things to talk about (a rare occasion, they set up the instruments in the car :P) Uh huh... sure... I LOVE the sims...

:P "Mum, mum! look what I made at school today!" "Mummy's watching his program sweetheart, go over there and play in the dark for a while."

XD not necessarily an analogy that works for a masochist... you kidding? I LOVE your insanity :P

Nah, I'm awful at them. Yeah, sorry about that. It's just not part of the package :P :P you certainly do ^___^ *hugs* Sounds like a good philosophy. Pretty much how i live life lol. though somehow I dont' think you have it in you not to get your hopes up :P Ick... I pity you muchly. Except...

Hahahaha Ours was cunning... technically, it is optional, however, we have an assessment task due the next day, and that means that you must be accounted for on all school days before it, as you could be skipping school to get an unfair advantage in having many more hours to work on the task...

BOS like a man, fag! get on and be social!

^__^ that one was a movie, called hot fuzz. good movie, very funny. from the same guys who did Sean of the Dead. hahahaha I can SO see myself as a mother, but with the kid always looking after me :P like, they get home from school and are like, "did you get to work on time? good, good, have...

*shrug* alright. But no presents of any description to me for a long time, got it? Hahahaha if by glossy and full of promise, you mean two more assignments, an athletics carnival and another warning letter, sure. lets put it this way... It will be nice once the week ends and I can see you again.

It's 12 down. OH! But does she get the movie reference? Hahaha, I think it would have spoiled her mood regardless. She REALLY didn't like that nappy. O__O I can be motherly! *puts on apron* well... sort of... I'm that kind of mother that needs to have an eye kept on her. A child - mother! :D

It's alright sweetheart. Been a hard week on the both of us. You sure sweetheart? sounds a bit piss-weak on my behalf lol. Then again, I guess I've demanded no (more) presents.

I was joking Mr. paranoid ^___^

It's true... I was ordered to babysit, it wasn't even a request! She was like, "I'm going out to dinner, and YOU are sitting on my baby, got it?" I was just like O__O "umm but I have... I mean... *sigh* fine..." >___< Kid was a pain in the arse too... she was all lovely and angelic for the...

Hahaha It amuses me how you can get yourself to such a state and then worry about me :P I'm fine sweetheart, we're fine, just make sure YOU'RE fine. I worry about the seemingly endless time that I'm not able to be there to babysit your pedo-ass :D so yeah, look out for yourself for me...