Yeah, she's too smelly.
(I first said Potassium because it meant K, then I was going to inbox you my number but your reply made me laugh so I forgot and then I came home from the library)
UMAD?
A depressed atom walks into a bar and the bartender goes "What's wrong?". The atom says "I'm lost an electron". The bartender replies "Are you sure?" And the atom goes "Yea, I'm positive"