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i thought the same thing when i read the thread title that's not right, is it? that is so not right..

if you honestly think this is true, you are a complete moron.

"three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano! even the trees walked in those fucking movies!"

jimmy eat world holy fuck, yes.

most guys make it obvious, some of them are so fucking ambiguous about life you just assume that they would be like most dudes and just say it, therefore you assume they're not interested at all i tend to be oblivious as all hell anyway

fuck, really? and here i was, thinking natural tribal council eviction things with little voting desks and pens and benches to sit on just happened to naturally exist on all these islands they filmed on, thanks for clearing that up for me.

hey baby

i was bored as fuck and watching today tonight (barf) last night and something about this came up. it was like, she has clearly chosen to dye her hair bright red because of hayley williams from paramore, who contributed this shitty song to the twilight soundtrack. twilight is to blame! all...

why would you want to fuck in a bathroom anyway, let alone one that's barely big enough for one person to fit in

that's not even close to being a black russian, dude

:uhoh:

gloria jeans is fucking useless

hey if it was that big of a deal breaking turnoff, we would clearly not be dating ;)

not really.. most of those things really are massive turnoffs to a lot of girls, i agree with most of them

what

show us your tits

pad thai is fucking amazing so is most thai food, actually. well, the half-assed westernised stuff we get here is delicious. there's some weird shit in thailand :uhoh:

lollllll is that like the john butler trio but starring the dude from phantom of the opera also yes. i couldn't date someone that didn't at least like some of the stuff i did, i don't care how shallow that is

really? because the girl equivalent is a total blast :uhoh:

and i thought my life sucked