I'm not a coffee person but I'm guessing you need to drink a decent amount for the shakes?
pssst should quit stains your teeth and gives you bad breath + drains money
I read this as you were sweating out of your nipples. seems like both were weird to read tho
I deduce that you've just worked out probs benching - sweat
and then proceeded to rub ice over your pecks to cool off - hard nips