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dear idiot bogan customer and cronies: no, we don't have a book of objects shaped like penises. perhaps try a gay sex shop. you walk in there with your buff buddies and they'll accept you right away. wait no they won't, because you're a douchebag. ^ aforementioned losers were obviously trying...

yeah it was definitely her. i remember reading them back in the days they were on fanfiction.net. thanks for posting the link, i wasnt sure where on the interwebs they had gotten to...

this reminds me of another thing: i hate people that come into the store in the last five minutes who just want to 'browse' the shelves. scum of the earth, seriously, we've been open since 8.30 ffs you've had all day to come in here and look, if you see me dragging signage inside and it's...

that's happened to me before, it was bad to the point i almost collapsed. you can get pain relief stuff at the chemists specifically for period pain, in brands like 'chemists' own', you have to take them at the first sign of pain though because they take a while to kick in.

i bought one from a site called fishpond. it was shipped quite quickly and came in perfect condition, wrapped in bubblewrap inside a cardboard flat-pack.

heroes NCIS skins but most of all, SCRUBS. EDIT: found a box set seasons 1-8 of scrubs for $144 today. score.

i didnt mean to offend anyone. it's just that most of the people i know that are my height weigh less than me, i went to a school where so many people had model-like proportions that it makes it difficult for me to have a normal body image. and as i said before, my issue is more with proportion...

yeah, i think a lot of the weight is muscle. but i don't like this solution because it means i'll probably be out of proportion forever :shoot: okies, i'll try that. i don't really calorie count because if i do mum will be like 'omg yr anorexic!' so i don't know :( but i eat pretty light...

i'm 165cm, and 55kg. that may sound like a lot but i don't look fat because i have slim arms/legs. all the fat is distributed to my thighs/ass :uhoh: i'm bottom heavy. and it's embarassing because when i try on shorts/jeans/skirts the shop assistant always gets two sizes too small and i end up...

i suppose so, but i maintain that i wouldn't want a boob job to attract guys. that wouldn't be my main motivation. i'm not overweight. i do a lot of exercise, i can't really lose any more weight without becoming bulimic or something lol. i think when i lost weight, it all went from my boobs not...

i have uneven boobs, not quite the difference between an a cup and c cup but it's probably about a half to one cup difference... so awkward. i had to have a breast exam once and the doctor (female) commented on the difference in size. sucks ass. aside from having uneven books, i'm like a 12A...

dear manager: don't get pissy at me for not knowing my unavailabilities for feburary when you don't even have the rest of this weeks' roster up/can't tell me what hour i finish this saturday.

when i ask you for help don't say no and then go and ask the person at the counter for help. if you go and ask at the counter i get in shit because it looks like i'm not doing my job, which is to ask everyone if they need help. i am proficient in the search funtion and check every possible...

i'm insanely jealous. forever new is my favourite store <3 around this time of year it's very difficult (especially if you don't have experience) to find jobs because, all the shops get flooded with resumes, i know my work is. we say we'll keep their resume on file but it pretty much goes...

we are not an information centre. don't get pissy when i can't direct you around the centre or i don't know where the post office is, that's not my job. there are two, count them, TWO information centres in the centre, this isn't one of them!!! also, some stupid woman came in today, saying...

bahaha thats hilarious. the only sort of funny thing that happened recently was this guy who was like, "one of my friends says i look like that guy from twilight. what do you think?" i was kind of like, umm... no (he wasn't bad-looking, he just didnt look like him in the slightest. he had...

don't look so pissed off that i have to complete the transaction when you change your mind halfway through. once i've redeemed your gift card i HAVE to put the rest of it through because I CAN'T VOID A GIFT CARD. it's your fault for not thinking it through carefully, dont give ME dirty looks.

i usually do about 1hr15mins a day, part is a steep uphill hike (with stairs occasionally thrown in) then i jog home after that. now that it's daylight savings i can go on days when i work too woo.

a little bit, i felt sad for Peeta when he said that no one needs him :( i think Katniss does, like when she has the nightmares - that's something she shares with him and only him, sure Gale could comfort her or whatever but Peeta's the only one who would actually understand. i don't hate...