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if that really is you in your avatar i would love to be your friend...with benefits!

Grandma 1: It's my grandson's 21st birthday soon. Grandma 2: My grandson just won 500,000 in the lotto. Grandma 3: My grandson just got married. Grandma fucking her grandson: I'm fucking my grandson.

I'm confused, are you ending your sentence with an ellipsis?

Disgusting and creepy. Imagine how awkward the family dinners would be.

and your pants...

Buy children's shoes.

I respect my maths and english teacher only because they can teach and they make learning fun!

i'll cum on your thoughts.

two wangs make it tight!

;p

a good 15 minutes in front of the computer and some alone time with your predominant hand.

good riddance.

lol thread revive!

Bacterial insulin

lol yeah you had it mixed up. so it'd be 2x^2 +7x -4 = 0 (x+4)(2x-1)=0 x=-4,1/2

LOL G-DRAGON loooks like a male asian lady gaga!

on top of me!

haha and yep this would be much appreciated since guys like easy access.

just tell her every time she cuts herself that you will jizz on her wound and it will sting! but you actually gotta do it to prove you're serious.

He's interested (in getting) in you. or He'll be interested once he's in you.