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Feb 14 lol :( It was actually one of the best bdays I've ever had. But my parents just had to ruin it. My mother left me prayer clothes on my bed with a note, "...hope you practice your religion, the most beautiful of religions..." Made me angry lol.

I love you, babe.

Yeah, blame the Jews :) ^ Ethnic Cleanser I simply could not resist. Chris, how can I marry you if your heart belongs to decypher? :(

Van sounds like a good idea. I don't know why you'd have only 3 people in a car when you can fit 5 lol. That's a waste of money.

At least I'm not retarded. It's probably the DNA similarity that made me come out the complete opposite. I blame my parents. And science. They can't say it's "TV's fault". I want a dog badly. A little white terrier :(

Tin Tin? Oh dear lol. I'll never look at those comics the same way again. Tin Tin is thin! And he has a dog haha.

I still don't lol...

YES! OMG! That's brilliant! I love it! :)

As a matter of fact, I have a thing for Ruddie. He's such a genuine character, even though he's a politician. He's cute and funny and smart. I'm gonna sleep with the ALP.

Buy a tutor? lol I wanna practice speaking in Italian as well. If any of you guys are in Sydney, let's have a chat?

Aw :P What can I get you? Don't say oysters lol. I don't like you :)

LOL!! NO!!! I don't want kids, either :) Let's adopt a Serb lol ;)

For me, or your gf? lol. So Good... by Sanitarium.

I agree. Especially with the Iraqis who talk about the Americans. Go back and do something about it. God. Right. I was lazy lol. Sorry just "boris".

Yes, oh, yes, baby! Yeah, come on. Stop being a bitch, boris. You're just jealous :P I'll make the flag tomorrow :)

Uh... I'm not Liberal. She's from the Labour party, remember?

I'm Asian? Yeah, what's wrong with soy? It's orgasmic, gets me in the mood big time. Chocolate flavour. Melts in your mouth.

:) I saw this "ethnic cleanser" artwork @ ArtExpress today. It's fantastic. The guy/girl used spray thingos and glued "ethnic cleanser... war, rape, famine, etc" on for the label and put them next to Ajax, Pine-o clean, etc in supermarkets. And "government sponges". It was fabulous :) <3 Putin...

Oh... Well, it's not funny :( This thread is dead. I want some soy ice-cream.

She's smart and witty. That turns me on.