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The "modern mullet" as shown in the first picture always looks trashy. Always. I cannot recall ever seeing a single example of a nice one. Also they are usually attached to overly made up fake tanned chain smoking teenage grots, which doesn't help. Or emo kids, which doesn't help either. I...

I am an excellent fast food customer. Even when drunk at 3am. I always know what I want and say thankyou and put my shit in the bin. Every customer should learn from my example. Just sayin'.

tea piece of bread pear strawberry yoghurt x 2 popcorn roast chicken and vegetables and gravy etc for dinner, delicious really need to incorporate more vegetables into my diet but all we have atm is shit winter vegetables like cauliflower. might go buy some other stuff and stir fry it or...

I hate when people think that because you popped out a kid, everything you do is this massive achievement for womanhood or something and you should get a medal for doing things that aren't that impressive. Like masterchef, come on if she's a mother she should know how to feed her kids already...

didn't really start dating til after high school, wasn't interested in getting involved in the gossip cycle of my year group where everyone went out with *everyone* on some kind of inbred-but-not-really-lol rotating roster.

like most tropical fruits it's a sickly rotten-sweet abomination from the pits of hell probably ties with pawpaw as worst fruit ever

Mango. I really do not understand what is so great about it. It's disgusting

tea tomato diced up with a can of tuna mixed in pink lady apple carrot sticks and dip - basically sour cream and curry powder mixed together, sounds bad but it's great handful of doritos water making pizza for dinner, either with flat bread or english muffins as bases, can't decide

work told me they wouldn't need me again til December (!) so I spent today re-writing my resume and sending off some online applications and shiz. I'm also sick and full of snot so don't judge me: grey tracksuit pants black tshirt blue-grey hoodie black socks hair up in a "need to wash it but...

english muffin with vegemite leftover apple pie pink lady apple tea popcorn bowl of pasta with some herbs and cheese my diet is awesome :/ going out for dinner shortly. will try to eat something healthy. but I'll probably also drink some wine thus cancelling out any salad related choices. meh.

everything about it annoys me The way the judges try to freak out the contestants while they're cooking. "Are you sure that will work? Really? Positive? ARE YOU SURE? Will you have enough time?" Like fuck off and let them concentrate you knobs. Also the way the little bald dude speaks. I...

the guy I am (was) dating. So much bullshit. Cannot continue. ABORT MISSION. I accidentally left a piece of jewelery at his house a few weeks ago. I want it back but I also don't really want to talk to him or see him at all. Dilemma.

Nah just scarybunny. I'm teaching high school.

all those snotty children, that's what prac last year I got so sick that I was throwing up and blacking out and hallucinating but managed this year without so much as a head cold. weird.

is it okay to do something like this? I've already done it, so I guess if it's bad I've learnt for next time, but hey. I'd been skipping my periods and in the third month I started getting quite heavy breakthrough bleeding that wouldn't go away. I was basically having a period non stop for...

last day of prac :)/:( charcoal grey tailored pants soft pink sleeveless top with unnecessary ruffling on it purple cardigan grey cardigan over that lilac scarf grey coat purple and black striped knee socks black flats to tell the truth it was so freaking cold, and so freaking early, when I...

apple muesli bar can of tuna some tiramisu coffee cake thing which was delicious cup of tea cheeseburger mum's meatloaf...thing (it's good, but it doesn't really fit into a definable category of food) with potato mash and vegies

breakfast: a crumpet with honey, cup of tea coffee when I got to uni lamb casserole with vegetables for dinner

have been having a recurring dream involving somebody setting a baby's scalp on fire. I can't remember if I posted about it before. it's freaking me out :(

...soap?