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did work placement on the NSW stage premiere of Monty Python's Holy Grail. It was awesome fun and i learnt tons.

Ahhhh just stfu. Ur gonna tell me that if a girl fucks up, or messes with ur head with the direct motherfucking intent to hurt u, ur gona be all like "oh i love u so much ur so beautiful" NO! ur gonna tell her to shut her fucking mouth the stupid whore cos shes got no right being a bitch to u...

*sighs* its called the sandwich theory mole. could god create a sandwich so big he couldnt eat it?

If god wasnt gay, Mary wouldnt have been a damn virgin. Therefore, god is gay, and that makes catholics hypocrites.

Today? Ive eaten ur mum.

god is gay.

Slip LSD into drinks and pray to christ it wasnt a fat ugly chick like.

*proposes to chelsea*

welcome to the real world sexual nublet.

i thnk that after sex, feeling fucked is pretty much what u were going for.

i decided to say fuck it. Now i have like three calculators. One for Radian, one for Stats, and one for general math.

So, everyone, how do u foreplay? Describe ur general foreplay habits.

well it should. Considering ur dumb ass probably doesnt even know what naive means.

spent half an hour being frustrated by a question in math and then realising that i forgot to press shift before finding an angle using the COS rule.

Firstly, Farmgirl, ur a naiivedouche. Anywho. I was like 10 months and got overexcited by breast feeding.

Cos virgins like to take it really slow. Fingering is like a test to see whether ur worth fucking. That, and if ur not a virgin that ur too loose to be attracted by an inexperienced nublet (OP)'s fingering skills.

Does anyone know a specific definitions for this defence??

why bother being just friends who tap tht when u can be more?? WTF is the point, its no fun and risk free, i hate risk free!!

*Macks with you* you just saved my chemistry course, cos this was a question in my early HSC course :D:D:D so thanks muchly!!

We studied both women and Aboriginals. We have so far studied Aboriginals every year since like year 5. Getting boring.