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you mean you havent had sex without no dick and vagina? man, your missing out on the real sex. its much more complicated, the dick and vagina are not needed its so complex.

havent you ever watched shrek? like seriously the lady dragon closes her eyes and goes into the kiss Donkey. what does she get??? a mouth full of beautiful shrek-arse. THAT is why you keep eyes open. there I said it.

lol and students i give you... a faggot check and mate Mr. Ching chong ;)

You know Ive noticed that you like to make a lot of unhelpful comments or you like to close a lot of threads. And when I say "a lot" I mean "all" of the threads that you post in. Perhaps you should close your own account and get a life? hmmm? I dont think having an avatar of you sitting at the...

ive only done the doctor and nurse role play but you could do anything really. teacher and student or boss and secretary. i suppose you could even do slave and slave driver if you want some of the more physical roleplaying. you could also role play in public. like i would love to do the...

thats really not normal. u need to see a shrink fast or u will become a social and romantic freak in a few years. or perhaps this has already occured...

when girls thinks of sexy thoughts you can usually notice a significant decline in thier IQ until they stop these thoughts. the IQ drop doesnt occur with men cause we all do it for hours each day, move in and out seamlessly, and have learnt to talk with the thoughts in mind without giving...

roleplay. if that doesnt work the relationship may be too fargone to be re-ignited

i wouldnt mind dating a woman a few years older than myself, i would assume that they would have more developed womanly features, especially around the chest area, which cannot compare to the smallness of younger women

get her knocked up

yes you have to ask. if they can give you an exact number that is good. if not, it means sex is meaningless to that person and they sleep with anyone, anytime, anywhere.

just play jokes on him "hey you know that girl you like. she broke up with her bf last week" then when he gets all happy say "Nah just kidding, haha." and you keep playing jokes just like that. if he is emo, you might aswell have some fun with it all. and if he is still like that after a...

just knock off his mum, ya know, have her whacked. its getting really cheap nowdays to do that, only around 200 hundred per person. or blackmail her or something.

Wisdom, pure wisdom. But it is best to do it with a close relation of the girl, preferably her sister or close friend. this way they can tell the girl how amazing your are and make them even more jealous

while this is true, the fact that you are wondering whether or not you should tell him is a clear sign that you should not tell him anything. just think, if he is such a major part of your life then you shouldnt move away for any reason. but if he is a minor part of your life, it doesnt matter...

trendoid, i would dump you so fast you would think im superman. to me your a prostitute, except you get paid in little installments leading up to sex rather than one lump sum afterwards and its people like you that give women a bad reputation.

exactly. you go out with a girl and she preaches about all of this independence crap and how women arent treated equally. but when its time to pay, where is she? where are all women? not paying, thats where everything should be split until marriage, when you know that paying for the meal will...

if you have sex with her 2 things can happen 1: she might get emotional after and then you can use that as a springboard to love 2: she may be pregnant with your child, in which case you are bonded together and you may be able to squeeze a marriage out of her, for the sake of the baby...

true but if your friend likes a guy, and you like him to, and you get there first then you have simply won the race. when america got too the moon they didnt feel sorry for Russia, they danced all over that moon. dont feel bad, just cause you are brave enough to talk to the guy is all good...

the act itself is a very beautiful and caring one. how can you say it is ugly and grim. you dont just go and stick your penis is any girls mouth, just like you done go up to men at parties and put your mouth over theirs. you do it with someone you care for, its not an ugly act, very...