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wassup new friend :D im screwed now arent i? yep..i think iam..lol

hello :) ohh not much, i been holidays and got back, it was kool, and umm yea now im here...and there...and there....and there... lol too soon huh? i get banned all the time....everyone hates me...:( lol

im here...you're there....and there.....and there.....and there.... too soon. lol

only if the girl grasps a hold of my balls and starts rubbing em off when they are completely inert ahaha man if i wanna fuck, ill be like...bitch, smell my nuts, and if she says no, i smack her in the face with my dingaling! lol my hands aint touching me, my hands are all over the girl, like...

i dont need to masturbate, i get plenty of girls and have plenty of sex

yay, im back for now, but knowing me i might get banned lol, i missed you!!! i miss our lovely chats with philiphie on the cannot sleep thread...*sigh* lol

awesome, sounds great, lol enjoy travelling to usyd, its scary at redfern station, ensure you walk with a group, or you might get attacked lol. ciao

hey wassup? i was on a banning spree which involved me getting banned, dont be surprised if u see me get banned again...im use to it, kinda normal now lol, how u goin? did you get into your course? goodluck...ciao now:)

alright, so i was jerkin off the other day right, and the strangest thing happened.....an earthquake! yes that's right an earthquake, i thought i was having an aneurysm, and i was like ohh god im so sorry i wont do this shit again, everything came falling down, piggy bank broke, pennies falling...

i heard they are bringing out the new ipad its freaking huge!!! like who the heck is guna carry one of those around. but i want an imac, ill juz wait till my comp dies then save up to get one, they are awesome

hey man, im back for now, but knowing me ill prob get banned very shortly lol ready to kick some trolling ass! hahaha wait...I'am the troll? lol wats new?

thanks for negging me loser hahahaha its all that you can do, its the only thing that will make the man out of you hahaha btw ill need more neg rep from you if i hope to reach my goal someday haha!!! keep it up tough boy lol

dumb thread, who really cares what people wear, just put on whatever you find in the closet. one time i was at a friends house and forgot to bring extra clothes, and she insisted i try one of her brothers clothes, at the end i ended up looking like an extra off the fresh prince of bel air...

even if there is a high number of girls doing engineering, e.g 80% boys, 20% girls for extreme measures, the girls doing engineering are ugly as hell anyway, and the boys wont even bother because the girls there are fugly lol. its a disturbing sausage fest over there if you ask me, its probably...

hello?

I like patty cakes over cupcakes hehe "patty cake patty cake, bakers..BAM! Hit them eat them as fast as you can!" lol thats right...I'm the patty cake champion. btw guys, i baked a pie...a cherry pie :D anyone want a slice? lol

ok women are the last thing on my mind now, they ask too much from the man, and give back too little lol. I'am calm down...what the hell!? stay snapped stay snapped!!! lol Dont correct me you fool, what i mean to say was we have one of the highest tax rates in the world. but knowing you...

lol thankyou :spin: at least someone has a good taste of what humor is all about hehe. ofcourse...only the dingaling king would say that hahahaha xD

WHoa im sorry mr tortilla man!!! straight?!! OMG are you serious man, daymmn man i had no idea....holly shit! :spin:

hello did you get it?