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My point is that you can't know ahead of time who you're going to want to have sex with in the future. Unless it involves cheating on or with someone, shouldn't it be something you decide as you go along? Personally, I think that all these arbitrary rules are fucking stupid and anyone who...

how are you going to know anyway? unless you mean just not having sex with feral people, in which case that need not be specified as I wouldn't want to sleep with that type of person in the first place. Just use a condom?

My criteria is as simple as wanting to have sex with someone? If I do and they do, I will. Otherwise no. Isn't that the only sane and logical way to do these things? Why make up arbitrary rules about length of time and blah blah blah. It's pointless.

this is the worst thread of all time. of all time

Stephen boyface what time will you be back tomorrow?

don't worry, it's okay :) I won't be fighting with you this time around unless you post terrible poetry again. I hate shane lively so much more.

this is a repulsive post in every sense of the word.

i still am so upset that i left my hermes scarf somewhere in paris a few years ago. although at least the story is somewhat prosaic and fitting.

well, yeah, i only have eyes for one doodle, i am sorry.

sex is the best thing ever, i would just permanently sit on a dick if i could.

awww i want!

check your phone asap

Yeah but you rape women, e.g. Tamara.

i am looking for someone who has the ability to acquire a lemur for me.

obviously it's way easier if you're with a partner and you just nip off undetected (while people are sleeping) to a loo away from the crew. otherwise i would suggest taking full advantage of the free wine on your flight, getting super pissed, and then hanging out at the very back of the plane...

I like my eyebrows to be dark and thick. I am lucky because they are naturally a pretty great shape so I just occasionally pluck a few stray hairs and apply black eyeshadow with an angled eyebrow brush to make them as bold as possible.

this. i only ever go to gloria jeans/starbucks/etc if 1. there is no other option, or 2. i actually just want a lolly/dessert drink i am pretty sure their "coffee" is just coffee flavoured dirt.

oh that's actually not as gross as i was expecting. you can go from a -6 rating to -5. one bonus point.

* Station to Station, The Secret Life of Arabia, Red Money, Breaking Glass, Blackout, Up The Hill Backwards - David Bowie (I could actually probably go on and on and on but will stop there) * Johnny Hit and Run Pauline - X * Slice Of Life - Bauhaus * Screaming Skull - Sonic Youth * Fresh Garbage...

it doesn't have to be a game if you don't want it to be. :/ and williamc, out of curiosity, how many people have you slept with?