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imagine having sex with a mathematician. i bet they calculate the best angles and count their thrusts so they are exactly 1 second apart each. engineers are probably the same. also Einstein. i bet he was the weirdest sexer ever.

i should probably try to make a career for myself out of my grossness. maybe i could create horror porn.

stoned sex is super good

i like being on top when i have my period so i can stand up when the blood is about to flow out and drip it all over the guy's pubes. then lick it off. then piss and say it is female ejaculation.

i like being hung upside down from the ceiling and also being punched in the face so i am unconscious and can be raped.

i like being really close and also i don't like to see my body because i am gross. that rhymes.

hello poopy i can see you

i don't even really find being on top better for me, as a girl. everything seems to fit better with the guy on top. i like it.

but then the poor boy doesn't get a break :( oh, as if i care. will try!

yeah, it's very difficult to get hard and fast sex with girl on top.

I have never considered the possibility that I might ever get married because I could so not imagine anyone wanting to marry me, plus I've just seen so many failed marriages and marriages bubbling with passive-aggression and loathing that the idea seems totally ludicrous. Also, the financial...

i am magic so technically i don't need to use contraception because if i fell preggers i could just magic it away with a simple spell and potion. but i try to be normal so i take the contraceptive pill to keep the world happy (but it's only a pretend one because, being a magical elf, i am...

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helloooooooooooooooo how is the seroquel??????

i get complimented on things i always thought were flaws (e.g. i was convinced as a child that i had enormous legs and i think my boobs are weird, but apparently both are good as they get a decent amount of approval.) i have had soem really strange compliments before, though. people obsessed...

what a silly question. it depends on the person, and also there are different types of comfort (sexual, physical, emotional, spiritual, etc) for example, i was emotionally comfortable in my relationship from day one, but because of my own issues i still am not 100% sexually comfortable. but...

i don't really masturbate over people or situations... a few movie scenes (not porn) are regular bean-flicking material, however; but generally i get turned on by music and nice fabrics and feeling sexy when i get dressed up. that sounds really narcissistic :s

i'm cold, i'm so cold; i want you to hold me in your arms, and walk with the fire that swallows my charms. cold, i'm so cold in the night. outside it all seems much brighter than in my sweaty palms where i hold nothing that you gave me to keep. i see you in my sleep.