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The Blind Assassin

Animorphs. I risked all social cred I had in primary school for this cos only "nerds" read it (in my sucky school anyway).

And then gives you the sexy eye :(:(:(:(:(

If you give this much fuck then you shouldn't get it.(Honest opinion. Not trying to sound bitchy)

Oh... then he must be into pseudo incest...? If a guy told me that I look like his sister, well, it wouldn't make me feel very sexy.

Eh, let's just stick to Lady Gaga. We can beat her with a disco stick.

Well, if I were a guy, that would be the same as saying that you'll never have sex with me. Ever.

OP, firstly, why do you have to know ALL the guys who she hangs out with? Why can't she party without you? It's not as if clubbing = sex with other guys. She does sound pretty bad as well. I think you've met your match.

Kids. We live and we learn:o

Also, OP, why so desperate and angry? Many people don't get what they want.

God, I get so hungry at this time of the morn. Maybe I should make a sammwich.

Just make sure it fits nicely, k? None of this dad-suit shit.

OMG, stubbles slay me.

Guys who try so hard to act superior. Guys who smell bad Guys with anger management problems Guys who make loud sexist remarks so that you can hear them Guys who look you up and down while they talk to you Edit: on second thought, quiet sexist remarks are also a turn off.

Make physical contact with him, like rub his arms. ARMS, NOT ARSE.

What kind of parents do that in front of visitors???:(

You massage it on to make them grow thicker and faster. Someone told me to try this and the results are good so far.

Maybe women don't like men who seem to be potential mass murderers. Just sayin.

I like to accentuate mine with a sharpie. Marry me?:shy: I put extra virgin olive oil on mine before I go to bed. Also, I pluck mine. I don't like them too thin. I've seen some girls with brows as thin as threads. Don't like em.

^ Narsha is so full of win.