If such a polynomial existed, then as P has integer coefficients, a-b|P(a)-P(b) -> a-b|b-c, and similarly b-c|P(b)-P(c), so b-c|c-a and then c-a|P(c)-P(a), so a-b|b-c|c-a|a-b..., and then since the modulus of each thing is strictly increasing at each point (Since none of a-b, b-c, c-a can be 0...