中文歌詞! (73 Viewers)

[paper cup]

let's just say lengy, i'm a dumbshit who keeps making the same mistakes over and over agin without really learning how to handle the situation; and i am better at ignoring it (and feeling shit inside) rather than forgetting or facing the problem.

方力申 - ABC 君

佪这麽吸引
有心的定不檢五兪个
我被扣分
便没位置坐
佪没有讲出意愿
佪的身体都说得很清楚
A君的家底好
B君出名独到
是我没能耐
高攀不起给佪效劳
佪要爱得进檥
便尽力发掘
谈情全为进檥
佪会控制得到
佪
佪背後有凪千檷野心
我未衬
再努力也挡不住竞争
不用吻
我输不起
佪的抱负太多
但我极明白我
实在没法抽身爱下个
佪每日也比较在计分
再合衬
我发现我都只属次窉
手在震
去握手会比拖手使佪愉快得多
快为实现野心
放下我...
谁能陪半旅行
自问没有福份
我没强项爱人
不要为我忍
我用全力来迎合佪
也未够吸引
佪背後有凪千檷野心
C君阶级很高
D君即使未到
但我没能耐
檹本不可使佪自豪
佪要爱得进檥
没义务继绪停留来吧去做
佪有佪野心
我找不到
佪背後有凪千檷野心
我未衬
再努力也挡不住竞争
不用吻
我怎都不似尊贵又勇敢
但我极明白我
实在没法抽身爱下个
佪盼望到出年便结婚
佪就算不讲出口都知没我份
保佑我
佪拣好了
还会有礼
貌说声再见
我自问未够资檼合衬
算吧
为发挥佪潜能
我的牺牲
最衬

aww. poor wen....have an *e-hug. gan jue zhe me yang? hao le dian mei?

 

[Calculon]

I went on msn to reply to your email just before i saw your green thing go on but the my comp froze...sorry

aaww I hope you're OK waffy boy...those girls are starting to annoy me now. are they chinese or Jap? the one on my right looks a little like my friend....a little....

I have no idea. BreaKing googled kekeke in image search, showed the picture to me and I added it to my sig because it was funny.

 

[Frigid]

*e-hug. gan jue zhe me yang? hao le dian mei?

wo bu kai xing ying wei wo jue de wo xi huan na ge member, jiao 'bai tu'; dan shi, yi jian you nan peng you, hai shi yi ge bai ren lai de... hen xiang wo yi chien de mistake... shuo yi wo jue de wo zhi ji hen sha (gua)

hai you, zhe ge xue shi, wo hui du si ge law subject.

so yeah. =\

in other news, sekz for xiao:

 

[jm1234567890]

I thought your chinese was better than that :/

 

[Frigid]

I thought your chinese was better than that :/

nope, that's why cannot get job in HK law firm and make millions.

 

[jm1234567890]

nope, that's why cannot get job in HK law firm and make millions.

Singapore!!!

 

[Frigid]

Singapore!!!

what good is singapore, with a smaller market, less room for growth, less political freedom than Australian and HK? i prefer HK, but yeah... need to learn chinez.

 

[jm1234567890]

what good is singapore, with a smaller market, less room for growth, less political freedom than Australian and HK? i prefer HK, but yeah... need to learn chinez.

Well, i'm not sure about lawyers. But their academics are f**king highly paid.

and I like the weather there. hot and humid 365 days a year. mmmmm air-con

 

[Frigid]

Well, i'm not sure about lawyers. But their academics are f**king highly paid.

plus, there are other valid reasons for learning chinez.

 

[jm1234567890]

but your not allowed to chew gum in singapore? or is that jut something stupid i believed?

yep, that true. and your also not allowed to jay walk (although that depends if the cops see you and can be bothered chasing you).

@frigid: Yep

 

[jm1234567890]

:O i jaywalk all the time! (thats why u walk out infront of cars carelessly right??) lol... does that mean they all have bad breath?

If you've been to singapore you'll know what I mean. There isn't many small side streets like australia. Most of the roads are pretty major. So yeah, jay walking isn't safe.

there are tic tacs for bad breath . no-gum equals really clean city.

oh yeah, your also fined for not putting rubish in bin.

 

[Frigid]

Singapore is a republic with a Westminster system of parliamentary government. The head of state is the president, who has veto powers in a few key decisions—such as the use of the national reserves and the appointment of key judiciary positions. The legislative branch of government is the Parliament and the executive branch is the cabinet which is headed by a prime minister, who is the head of government.

Politics of Singapore have been dominated by the People's Action Party (PAP) since its independence in 1965. Critics have called Singapore a de facto one party state and have accused the PAP of taking harsh actions against opposition parties to impede their success, including gerrymandering and the filing of civil suits against the opposition for libel or slander.

Critics claim that Singaporean courts have been favouring the government and the PAP in these lawsuits, although there were a few cases in which the opposition won. Western democracies consider the form of government in Singapore to be closer to authoritarianism rather than true democracy, and could be considered an illiberal democracy or procedural democracy.

Despite this, or perhaps because of it, Singapore has what many consider to be a highly successful and transparent market economy. PAP's policies contain certain aspects of socialism, which includes large scale public housing programme, public education system and the dominance of government controlled companies in the local economy. The PAP has also consistently rejected Western democratic values, with former prime minister Lee Kuan Yew citing incompatibilities with "Asian values". Most recently, the PAP has relaxed some of its socially conservative policies and encouraged entrepreneurship.

Laws in Singapore are generally strict with harsh punishments such as caning and execution and a stringent censorship of the media including magazines, newspapers, movies and TV programmes. Pornography, oral sex, anal sex and homosexual intercourse are illegal in Singapore. Some offences can lead to heavy fines or caning while murder and drug trafficking are punishable by death by hanging. According to an Amnesty International report, 400 people were hanged between 1991 and 2004, which the report claimed is "possibly the highest execution rate in the world" per capita.

Here are some examples of laws currently in effect:

• The sale of chewing gum was forbidden for 12 years until May 2004, where the sale of chewing gum for medical or dental purposes from a pharmacist only was approved by the government, gum sold as candy still remains prohibited. However, those who buy nicotine chewing gum, must present identification and have a doctor's prescription. Normal chewing gum like Orbit sugar-free gums require the buyers to produce their identification only. If the pharmacist does not take the name of the buyer, they could face a SGD 3,000 fine.
  [*]Heavy fines and Corrective Work Order are levied on people who spit or litter in public areas.
  [*]Eating and drinking on public transit also carry heavy fines.

Sex deemed by the Government to be "against the order of nature", including anal sex and oral sex (except as a precursor to conventional intercourse), is criminalised by section 377 of the Singapore Penal Code, though the latter has only infrequently been enforced

reason enough to stay away from singapore forever.

 

[jm1234567890]

reason enough to stay away from singapore forever.

haha, yeah that's the same for indonesia.

where this gay aussie was fined/jailed or something for "perverting" indonesian citizens after having gay sex.

 

[Frigid]

simply put, i refuse to go to a country where i cannot legally procure oral sekz.

 

[jm1234567890]

simply put, i refuse to go to a country where i cannot legally procure oral sekz.

oh yeah, one bonus is there is mandatory military service so all the young men are couped up in poliece, fire,army, etc. leaving all the girls lonely looking for company

this acctually results in strange situations where an older brother ends up dating the girlfriend of his younger brother cause he comes out of military service first.

 

[tempco]

this acctually results in strange situations where an older brother ends up dating the girlfriend of his younger brother cause he comes out of military service first.

haha i've never though about national service in that way before.

i deferred ns for 3 years... it's a waste of time.

 

[Spring Sakura]

...gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate studying........

so tired *dies*

=____="

 

[Calculon]

yep, that true. and your also not allowed to jay walk (although that depends if the cops see you and can be bothered chasing you).

@frigid: Yep

Under Guiliani(sp?) NY cracked down on jay walking and other such small crimes and it had a massive effect on larger crimes.

 

[Calculon]

..gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate studying........

so tired *dies*

=____="

It'll all be over soon, just keep at it for a little bit longer

 

[LMF^^]

Sex deemed by the Government to be "against the order of nature", including anal sex and oral sex (except as a precursor to conventional intercourse), is criminalised by section 377 of the Singapore Penal Code, though the latter has only infrequently been enforced

Hahahahahahaha