2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (2 Viewers)

[The_highwayman]

haha
lol at me working at a bottle-o
It's like sending a vegetarian to work at a butcher's shop.

 

[axlenatore]

Um, how does rape sound, Alex?

google told me...

haha i love geng 1000 lecture bill mcbride is hilarious, we need a berocca tube for the strling engine we are building but we need to supply our own, and someone asked him how to spell berocca and his response was be...go to woolies

haha he makes fun of the students ah what a champ

 

[em_516]

Happy Easter suckaz *chocolatechocolatechocolate*

 

[The_highwayman]

oh man,

such a chocolate coma.

 

[Zrap]

Never going to King St ever again!

 

[The_highwayman]

me neither.

 

[Zrap]

try waiting in line for an hour and 40minutes then being told you wont make it in by the seco due to a 10:30 lockout.

 

[The_highwayman]

i wouldnt wait in line for that long for anything.

 

[em_516]

Esp. King St.
10.30? :S

 

[Zrap]

Yeah i wanted to leave after 20minutes but apparently it was good, then later on heard it was shit, so im pisssed

 

[em_516]

You're pissed it was shit?

 

[chamelia]

I killed myself on the dancefloor at Fannys Easter Saturday. Oh my god. I wrote myself off. Still recovering. This coming weekend will have to be a kind of quiet one!!!

 

[Zrap]

You're pissed it was shit?

Yeah, pissed i waited for so long for something that was shit, is what I meant.
Should of just went to the brewery.



Fannys is the seediest place on the weekend, only decent on Wednesdays imo

 

[The_highwayman]

so determination is the key...

 

[Hagaren]

I hear being a bouncer pays ridiculously well.

 

[em_516]

Enjoy drunks pulling on your side rat's tail.

 

[Zrap]

Customs tonight wooo

 

[The_highwayman]

Enjoy drunks pulling on your side rat's tail.

haha

eww

 

[em_516]

Uhhuh, and he calls me a bogan, pft.
Currently speaking to a graduate with a full-time job.


























Pretty much.

 

[em_516]

Oh yeh, and today's quirk of the day: popped into woolies quickly this arvo and as I was leaving, the centre's pa came on and the woman said, "*insert name*, please make your way to the con-shee-erge desk. If I could just repeat that, *insert name*, please make your way to the con-shee-erge desk."

At first I thought it might've been a mistake, but no, she's just a retard.