4 unit maths terms...joking :) (1 Viewer)

[lyounamu]

Re: maths jokes

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[Slidey]

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Wow, you are so 1/cos(c).

 

[tommykins]

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Actually root of all evil.

 

[kaz1]

last friday, our school went to a 4 unit maths seminar run by mark Arnold, THE writer of our beloved S) 4 unit textbook. it got pretty boring (sorry mr ARNOLD) so we wrote down some mathematical terms instead. don't take it too seriously, have a read and get on with maths homework, ok?

mark arnold is my maths teacher

and he didnt write the 4U maths cambridge book his mother did and she is the maths coordinator at our school

 

[Dumsum]

Q: What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?
A: A set V satisfying the axiom that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it

 

[Slidey]

mark arnold is my maths teacher

and he didnt write the 4U maths cambridge book his mother did and she is the maths coordinator at our school

a) You're responding to a post made 4 years ago by a user who last visited 1 year ago.
b) They both have author rights on the book.

 

[conics2008]

SIN(X) / N = SI(X) = 6

okk this is the best i can come up with....

 

[benji6667]

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Anyone else with maths jokes ????

deja vu

and just cause i dont know any maths jokes... heres ones for chemistry

Ion: I think i lost an electron
Atom: Are you sure?
Ion: I'm Positive

 

[lyounamu]

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

Pretty funny joke.

 

[x.Exhaust.x]

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Ion: I think i lost an electron
Atom: Are you sure?
Ion: I'm Positive

Lol <3 Chemistry.

 

[Aplus]

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

Pretty funny joke.

Nice pun

 

[conics2008]

what is 2k + k = ?

Answer : $3000

 

[lyounamu]

what is 2k + k = ?

Answer : $3000

I bet that you got it from here: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

I already saw that yesterday.

 

[conics2008]

I bet that you got it from here: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

I already saw that yesterday.

hehe nice collection you got there, but naa not really, These are the jokes I remember from maths. But nice website =)

 

[Sandchairs]

All the functions got together for a party.. there was plus sign, minus, x, y...ect it was a big party.
the party goes on and log and A notice e isnt geting involved
log says to A "whats wrong with e?"
A says" i dunno ill go ask"
A goes over to e and says "why arent you geting involved in the party?"
e says "id intergrate but it wouldnt change anything"

hows that for a bad pun^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[tommykins]

All the functions got together for a party.. there was plus sign, minus, x, y...ect it was a big party.
the party goes on and log and A notice e isnt geting involved
log says to A "whats wrong with e?"
A says" i dunno ill go ask"
A goes over to e and says "why arent you geting involved in the party?"
e says "id intergrate but it wouldnt change anything"

hows that for a bad pun^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Win.

 

[bucca.sam]

You and me baby have an inverse relationship.

When I go up.

You go down.

 

[Timothy.Siu]

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lol nice one thats hilarious

 

[Forbidden.]

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SIN(X) / N = SI(X) = 6

okk this is the best i can come up with....

The Si function is used in signal processing and by surveyors for GPS.

Si(x) = ∫^x f(t) dt
where f(t) = sin t / t if t doesn't equal 0
and f(t) = 1 if t = 0

Si has a stationary point at π but you can classify this stationary point if you want.

 

[Trebla]

i says to π:
Oh be rational!

π replies to i:
Get real!

A lame one from the statistics department:

"What do you think of fitting this curve to explain this trend?"
"It's smooth and trendy!!!"