4 unit maths terms...joking :) (1 Viewer)

[seanieg89]

Another one, also a bit lame:

There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a logician and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train (and the cow is standing parallel to the train). And the economist says, 'Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.' And the logician says, 'No. There are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown.' And the mathematician says, 'No. There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.

I thought the second person was meant to be a physicist or an engineer? Logicians if anything are even more pedantic than mathematicians...

 

[Carrotsticks]

What is the value of the Contour integral around the border of Western Europe?

 

[RealiseNothing]

Pi is exactly 3.

 

[Carrotsticks]

Pi is exactly 3.

 

[seanieg89]

What is the value of the Contour integral around the border of Western Europe?

Zero! .

 

[Carrotsticks]

Zero! .

Haha aww most likely you've heard this joke before then =) it's a classic.

 

[seanieg89]

Yep haha, its clever.

What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

 

[Carrotsticks]

Yep haha, its clever.

What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Humour me...

 

[seanieg89]

Don't be silly, you cannot cross a scalar with a vector .

 

[Carrotsticks]

Hahaha oh dear..

 

[mirakon]

oh seanieg haha

 

[gr_111]

What sound does a drowning mathematician make??

 

[gr_111]

What sound does a drowning mathematician make??

Thought i'd better give the answer... Glog log log log log log...!!

 

[Feynman]

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Spoiler

Because you can't drink and derive.