Some of you may find these ideas absurd and rather pathetic and hence I may get flamed for this but:
Have any of your ever considered/done any accent-related pranks? Let me elaborate with some examples (this only works if you're a fob with a proper English accent):
Example 1: Go to some place where you're required to talk to some consultant.. and just for a little while pretend your engrish is completely crap. E.g
"herro <banker> i looking for cheep morgarge, low innerest rate *fobby thumbs up*"
... and then 20 minutes later (of watching the consultant frustratingly trying to comprehend what the fuck you're trying to say) suddenly switch back to your proper accent, along with the whole Aussie slangness, e.g:
"Yeah mate, that one seems alright. Would the variable interest basis automatically allow me to consequently readjust the value of the outstanding unpaid amount of my other liquidated loans, or would I have to independently lodge an application to activate the service?"
Take note of his stunned facial expressions of baffledness and utter confusion.
Example 2: Assuming you have a job at one of those Information Kiosks at some mall/park etc.
Two people line up for advice: For the first person act like you're a person who's been speaking engrish for only about a year. I.e you suck.
After that person leaves in frustration and anguish, service the second person with a proper accent, emphasising eloquently spoken sentences. Again, watch for his facial expressions of confusion and what-the-fuckness.
Have any of your ever considered/done any accent-related pranks? Let me elaborate with some examples (this only works if you're a fob with a proper English accent):
Example 1: Go to some place where you're required to talk to some consultant.. and just for a little while pretend your engrish is completely crap. E.g
"herro <banker> i looking for cheep morgarge, low innerest rate *fobby thumbs up*"
... and then 20 minutes later (of watching the consultant frustratingly trying to comprehend what the fuck you're trying to say) suddenly switch back to your proper accent, along with the whole Aussie slangness, e.g:
"Yeah mate, that one seems alright. Would the variable interest basis automatically allow me to consequently readjust the value of the outstanding unpaid amount of my other liquidated loans, or would I have to independently lodge an application to activate the service?"
Take note of his stunned facial expressions of baffledness and utter confusion.
Example 2: Assuming you have a job at one of those Information Kiosks at some mall/park etc.
Two people line up for advice: For the first person act like you're a person who's been speaking engrish for only about a year. I.e you suck.
After that person leaves in frustration and anguish, service the second person with a proper accent, emphasising eloquently spoken sentences. Again, watch for his facial expressions of confusion and what-the-fuckness.
*talks really slowly in really broken cantonese, ABC accent* 
