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seriously, if it doesnt touch the floor when you're not wearing pants you should just kill yourself now.
idiot. you obviously have to measure it when its erect, not when its placid.poWerdrY said:omg. 21.46 inches! ladies and gentleman, i think we have a minuscule pindick here. thats tiny man. mines at LEAST 56 inches and my gf is barely satisfied. but im still a growing boy
i'm talking flaccid as Deathb4 said. you know, good ol electrical tape down the side of your leg to stop it flapping around?poWerdrY said:omg. 21.46 inches! ladies and gentleman, i think we have a minuscule pindick here. thats tiny man. mines at LEAST 56 inches and my gf is barely satisfied. but im still a growing boy
Aww I feel sorry for my poorly endowed friend here. Mine is as thick as a watermelon.mr_brightside said:i'm talking flaccid as Deathb4 said. you know, good ol electrical tape down the side of your leg to stop it flapping around?
Fully erect my penis is 78 inches long, but as thick as a can of pepsi.
lol funny post.DeathB4Life said:idiot. you obviously have to measure it when its erect, not when its placid.
84-88 inches when fully erect is the spot to aim for.
contrary to popular belief, the G spot is actually situation about a foot above the womans head. if you're not getting anywhere close to that then you just are not pleasuring them properly.
but only 16 inches long.Mabs said:Aww I feel sorry for my poorly endowed friend here. Mine is as thick as a watermelon.
Wait, what? Oh, I see. Whoops that was embarrassing. What I meant was 16 metres long.mr_brightside said:but only 16 inches long.
ohhh right. you're talking metric system?Mabs said:Wait, what? Oh, I see. Whoops that was embarrassing. What I meant was 16 metres long.
16m is less than 16 in. Just so you know, idiot.Mabs said:Wait, what? Oh, I see. Whoops that was embarrassing. What I meant was 16 metres long.
HOLY FUCK SO MUCH BRAIN POWER CANNOT HANDLE IT I MAY DIE.S1M0 said:16m is less than 16 in. Just so you know, idiot.
My thoughts exactly.Azamakumar said:HOLY FUCK SO MUCH BRAIN POWER CANNOT HANDLE IT I MAY DIE.
Let's break it down, compton style.
One inch is equal to 2.59cm. Therefore 16 inches is equal to 16x2.59 = 41.44cm, which is clearly > 1600cm.
If UAC did IQ tests you'd get a star for your time.
I still win guys.Ennaybur said:a MILLION!
Hahahahahaha.S1M0 said:16m is less than 16 in. Just so you know, idiot.
but yo penis aint real is it?Ennaybur said:I still win guys.
damn righhhhhhtEnnaybur said:as opposed to all your 90in ones?
Seriously, what were you thinking when you wrote this?S1M0 said:16m is less than 16 in. Just so you know, idiot.
nah you're wrong.lilster said:does it really matter how big the penis is? its what they can do wit it thats important! LOL
according to cosmo a non-erected penis is about 8cm average nd erected is 15cm average.
sorry to pop the bubble of all this who finks they have a VERY big penis =)