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3 girls walk into the bar, ones a blonde, the other is a redhead and
the other is a brunette. They walk up to the barman and ask for a Vodka
Sunrise, they had a fun night out and a peaceful sleep at home.
 

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dikson said:
what do u call an abo swimming in water


sewage
Dude.
Read the title of the thread again.
ANTI-Joke.
You get an F.
 
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How do you get a child to solve a complex maths equation?

Give them a calculator.


I just made that one up. Anti-jokes are easy to make up.
 

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Jackets said:
How do you get a child to solve a complex maths equation?

Give them a calculator.


I just made that one up. Anti-jokes are easy to make up.
How do you get a child to do something for you?
Reverse Psychology
 

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Aids.
 

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Jackets said:
Would 'the holocaust' also be acceptable?
Pretty much anything involving death would be. Here are a few more:
- Columbine High Massacre
- September 11
- Hiroshima/Nagasaki
- The Thai-Burma Railway
- World War 1
- Rwandan Genocide
- John McCain
- Stalin's Great Purges
 

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moll. said:
Pretty much anything involving death would be. Here are a few more:
- Columbine High Massacre
- September 11
- Hiroshima/Nagasaki
- The Thai-Burma Railway
- World War 1
- Rwandan Genocide
- John McCain
- Stalin's Great Purges
Fucking LOL at John McCain.
 

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moll. said:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.

What's worse than finding a half-worm in your apple?
A quarter of a worm.

What's worse than finding a quarter of a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
its been done. laughs
 

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carrots please! said:
two sausages are frying in a pan. one says "maaaan it's hot in here."

the other replies: "OMG! a talking sausage!"
\


Gah, gay
 

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around and around in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

You might think its not an anti-joke but it is an anti-baby-joke
 

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Someone sent me this the other day....



A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.
<O:p
The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.<O:p

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

<O:pHe arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

<O:p<O:pWell, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.
<O:p
Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.
<O:p</O:p
Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

<O:pWell, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.
 

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crestor said:
Someone sent me this the other day....



A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.
<o>:p</o>
The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.<o>:p</o>

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

<o>:p</o>He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

<o>:p</o><o>:p</o>Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.
<o>:p
Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.
<o>:p</o>:p
Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

<o>:p</o>Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.
WTF IS A WILLYTOP :mad:
</o>
 

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and ten dead babies?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
 

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