best pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

[Gavvvvvin]

Do you work at Subway, because your giving me a foot - long . . .

 

[Jimmy_C]

Guy : "hey, my magic watch is telling me that your wearing any underware, is it accurate?"

Girl : "lol, no i am wearing underware"

Guy :"Damn, must be half an hour fast again"

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Guy : "Would you root me for a million dollars"

Girl : (hopefully) "yes"

Guy : "How about five bucks"

Girl : "God no, what do you think i am"

Guy : "I've already established that, now im just trying to work out the price"

 

[Navjeet]

Haha, these got dropped off in my inbox today, so I thought I'd share:

- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

- My name's [........]. That's so you know what to scream.

- My name's [........], but you can call me "lover."

- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

- Be unique and different, just say yes.

- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

- (Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder)How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

- If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

[ameh]

lols

 

[LoUiE SmOoiE]

Got sum sad lamo ones! just 4 a laugh!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by Navjeet
Haha, these got dropped off in my inbox today, so I thought I'd share:

- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

- My name's [........]. That's so you know what to scream.

- My name's [........], but you can call me "lover."

- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

- Be unique and different, just say yes.

- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

- (Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder)How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

- If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Originally posted by LoUiE SmOoiE
Got sum sad lamo ones! just 4 a laugh!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

hahahaha...hahhaha.....great stuff

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

how bout a root?..works 9/10 times

 

[funniboi]

your dad must be a theif, because you just stole my heart.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look… really bad.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Your dad must be an awsome baker, because you have rad buns!

 

[Navjeet]

Originally posted by funniboi
your dad must be a theif, because you just stole my heart.

what does someone stealing ur heart have to do with their dad being a thief?? wouldnt it be "YOU must be a thief, because you just stole my heart"???

 

[Jimmy_C]

Look babe, can you walk past again after ive had a few beers.

 

[Jimmy_C]

Guy: "You look fat in those pants"

Chick: "EXCUSE ME!"


Guy: "Wanna Dance? "

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by Jimmy_C
Look babe, can you walk past again after ive had a few beers.

haha..
Nice socks, can I try them on?

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

if you were a burger at mcdonalds...id call you mcbeautiful

 

[mack]

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?......

 

[ilovesmiles]

heres a good one

"i bet you 40bux youre gunna turn me down!"

 

[ilovesmiles]

"SO.. you come here often???
.... you like..... stuff???"

 

[.:b-me:.]

there is no such thing as a GOOD pick up line.
they are all SHIT.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by .:b-me:.
there is no such thing as a GOOD pick up line.
they are all SHIT.

now THAT"S a pickup line!
*writes in pickup line notepad*