Best Pickup Lines (1 Viewer)

[Omie Jay]

some shitty wog thing i heard once, something about lebanese between the knees or something..

 

[Aussie1001]

Do you work in subway ?
caus you just gave me a footlong.

 

[Omie Jay]

do u live on a farm?

COZ U SURE KNOW HOW TO RAISE A COCK, OLOL!!


brb finding the ones i mentioned in the 'Tutors' LnR thread...

 

[Omie Jay]

for the nerds out there:

"Can i find the area between your curves? Maybe i can lay tangent to your derivative and then we can integrate together"

"wanna join ur cathode to your anode and generate some energy together.
mabe i can put my test tube in your test tube rack and make some chemistry."

regarding Yeats poetry:

"i wanna turn and turn into your widening gyre."

 

[iNerd]

why don't you come over here, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[Uncle]

chloroform is all about the pick-up and go....no lines are required

I reckon knocking them out with your biceps is better.
No chloroform needed.