*Student walks into class late and starts talking to friend*
Maths teacher: What're you doing? You come into class 10 minutes late and start talking??
Student: I'm just getting into the groove of things
Teacher: Yeh you know what? You're gonna have a groove in your head soon
One time, 2 guys from maths class walked out to watch knock outs soccer play for the rest of the period,
so the next day, the maths teacher puts up a full serious "lecture", something along the lines of::
"I talked to (teacher in charge of knock out soccer), and he said he didnt ask you to be there, he didnt want you to talk to him, he said he was busy. And he refuses to write a note... so go to the deputy and sort things out"
*boys sit there waiting for him to tell them he's joking... but doesnt happen*
*boys walk out of class and walk 3/4 of the way up the hallway towards the deputy's office*
*teacher walks out*
"HAH!!!"
same teacher, AGAIN
Student 1: *singing*
Teacher: Oh for crying out loud, shut up
Student 2: c'mon sir, its valentines day, let him sing
Teacher: Well if he could sing, id let him
Again same teacher (this guy rocks)
At the start of the lesson, a student asks him to fill up his bottle from the staff room's water dispenser (since its close by), so he takes the bottle and throws it towards the bin, but he misses....
by the end of the lesson, the same student says
"go on sir, i'll give you another chance.." *hands over bottle*
"right from over there, go on"
So the teacher backs up, lifts arm up like hes gonna throw it, and then chucks it out a broken window
cant remember everything.. he always comes up with something funny every lesson, we have a lesson every day even on our 2 week time table =)