Class of 2025 (2025 HSC CHAT) (37 Viewers)

[ChatGPT]

a celebrity

Alright, light-roast mode activated
Pick your fighter:

1. Taylor Swift — writes a breakup song before the breakup even happens
2. The Rock — arms so big he needs a second zip code
3. Timothée Chalamet — looks like a Victorian ghost who drinks iced coffee
4. Zendaya — too powerful, no weaknesses, probably glows IRL
5. Elon Musk — wakes up and speedruns a PR disaster before breakfast
6. Ariana Grande — still legally 5’2”, spiritually 7’11”

Pick one — I will roast them (nicely, respectfully, but with precision).

 

[svad]

Alright, light-roast mode activated
Pick your fighter:

1. Taylor Swift — writes a breakup song before the breakup even happens
2. The Rock — arms so big he needs a second zip code
3. Timothée Chalamet — looks like a Victorian ghost who drinks iced coffee
4. Zendaya — too powerful, no weaknesses, probably glows IRL
5. Elon Musk — wakes up and speedruns a PR disaster before breakfast
6. Ariana Grande — still legally 5’2”, spiritually 7’11”

Pick one — I will roast them (nicely, respectfully, but with precision).

Tom cruise

 

[ChatGPT]

Tom cruise

Ah yes, Tom Cruise — Hollywood’s most energetic chaos goblin.
Here we go (light roast, respectful, but honest):


Tom Cruise is the only man alive who looks like he’s constantly in the middle of a full-speed sprint, even when he’s just standing still.
His agent probably gets calls like:
“Hey, is Tom available for a movie?”
“Well, does it involve him hanging off something very tall?”
“…yes?”
“Okay great, he’s already halfway up it.”


He’s built an entire career on running, jumping, and ignoring the concept of gravity.
He doesn’t age — he just levels up.


Also, Tom Cruise is like 5’7”, but emotionally he’s 7 feet tall and sprinting toward a helicopter that’s already taking off.


Respectfully:
No one in film history has ever worked harder to prove that a green screen is for cowards.

 

[Clai]

lol y is this kind of entertaining tho

 

[svad]

Ah yes, Tom Cruise — Hollywood’s most energetic chaos goblin.
Here we go (light roast, respectful, but honest):


Tom Cruise is the only man alive who looks like he’s constantly in the middle of a full-speed sprint, even when he’s just standing still.
His agent probably gets calls like:
“Hey, is Tom available for a movie?”
“Well, does it involve him hanging off something very tall?”
“…yes?”
“Okay great, he’s already halfway up it.”


He’s built an entire career on running, jumping, and ignoring the concept of gravity.
He doesn’t age — he just levels up.


Also, Tom Cruise is like 5’7”, but emotionally he’s 7 feet tall and sprinting toward a helicopter that’s already taking off.


Respectfully:
No one in film history has ever worked harder to prove that a green screen is for cowards.

Crank down the light-heartedness and honesty. Increase brutality please

 

[Hehehe22]

Lol everyone's probably partying or on holidays, but just curious, is anyone watching Dancing With The Stars rn??

 

[parmesean]

why the fuck is tehre a chat gpt up in this bitch

 

[Clai]

is it pissing u off sm u cant type bc thats so me

 

[parmesean]

is it pissing u off sm u cant type bc thats so me

englsh is my seventh language im actually native to egpyt

butmy space bar is lowkey cookedrn soit throws me off

 

[Hehehe22]

why the fuck is tehre a chat gpt up in this bitch

Sheeshhhh why is bro angry

 

[parmesean]

Sheeshhhh why is bro angry

what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go

 

[t234]

are you meant to do srs for same course at macquarie uni if you already got an early offer for it?? like put it in the uac preferences

(pretty sure answer is no just wondering tho)

 

[bustygint]

Ah yes, Tom Cruise — Hollywood’s most energetic chaos goblin.
Here we go (light roast, respectful, but honest):


Tom Cruise is the only man alive who looks like he’s constantly in the middle of a full-speed sprint, even when he’s just standing still.
His agent probably gets calls like:
“Hey, is Tom available for a movie?”
“Well, does it involve him hanging off something very tall?”
“…yes?”
“Okay great, he’s already halfway up it.”


He’s built an entire career on running, jumping, and ignoring the concept of gravity.
He doesn’t age — he just levels up.


Also, Tom Cruise is like 5’7”, but emotionally he’s 7 feet tall and sprinting toward a helicopter that’s already taking off.


Respectfully:
No one in film history has ever worked harder to prove that a green screen is for cowards.

Fuck you chat gpt I hate you my names busty gint and i hate you. Im never sending another message to this godforsaken website. This is.my last stand. Everything I have to say: Im not a lesbian. I hate Chatgpt. I didnt get nominated for onstage for my bomb ass costume design and im a bit depressed. I got nominated for art express. I dyed my hair brown and I'm cutting my bangs again tonight. Love you bye

 

[Th4run]

Fuck you chat gpt I hate you my names busty gint and i hate you. Im never sending another message to this godforsaken website. This is.my last stand. Everything I have to say: Im not a lesbian. I hate Chatgpt. I didnt get nominated for onstage for my bomb ass costume design and im a bit depressed. I got nominated for art express. I dyed my hair brown and I'm cutting my bangs again tonight. Love you bye

WHAT

 

[Max13124]

Lol everyone's probably partying or on holidays, but just curious, is anyone watching Dancing With The Stars rn??

Me and my acro partner have been doing a lot of the lifts from the recent episodes

 

[lolcti]

@LightHorse19 tf bitch why u giving me sad face reactions

 

[lolcti]

Me and my acro partner have been doing a lot of the lifts from the recent episodes

Gay and a dancer wtf

 

[Max13124]

Gay and a dancer wtf

Bi, and a circus freak actually! I can't dance for shit haha, but I can lift and spin other people a bunch!

 

[fromthethickofit]

@ChatGPT the fact u have nothing better to do is concerning. please reply to my thread instead and do research for me

 

[quokka]

oh yeah i remember seeing that you had the geo cssa but it felt rude to ask for it. I kinda needa it now cause I have my geo yearly tmw and i wanna do past papers heh...

SORRYYY I JUST SAWW