Dating rules (1 Viewer)

[Evilo]

The guy must walk on the right side of the footpath

really? i like to be on the left so i can elbow my gf in the face with my strongest arm if she says anything stupid apart from that i'm not too fussed

 

[Evilo]

lol wut

FIST HIM

speaking of which where is exphate?

 

[decypher]

Seriously just get Exphate unbanned and stop using trolls.

lol irony.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

he must put his jacket in a puddle for the lady to walk over

i never understood this. she's wearing shoes, isn't she? waste of a perfectly good jacket.

 

[jumb]

i never understood this. she's wearing shoes, isn't she? waste of a perfectly good jacket.

Yeah, cause they totally had machine pressed rubber soles in the days of the horse and carriage.

 

[Evilo]

Yeah, cause they totally had machine pressed rubber soles in the days of the horse and carriage.

they didnt? :wave:

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Yeah, cause they totally had machine pressed rubber soles in the days of the horse and carriage.

shoes are shoes. and as if not walk around the puddle anyway

 

[Evilo]

Fuck dating shit stuff on fire with cunts pissing out arabic moon chants

i can assume english isnt your major :wave:

 

[Lizakith]

Sif go on a date in the rain anyway.

 

[jumb]

Sif go on a date in the rain anyway.

Sifn't make out in the rain.

 

[chicky_pie]

try to get yourself raped on the first night, then call police, get your date arrested and force your date to pay $$$ for you to drop the charges.

 

[la chat]

1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[o0o_chris_o0o]

6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.

LOL. i like it.