Ok, a humble warning
My story goes like this:
So Summer finally hit my suburb a couple weeks ago (albeit it was a brief affair) and I realised before heading to the beach in my new skimpy bikini I was in desperate need of a bikini wax.
So I rung up my regular beautician and she had NO room for me. (traiterous bitch)
That's when my brilliant idea struck, I would save some time and embarressment by doing it my self, I wax my legs all the time, NOOooo hassle.. right?
Wrong.
During winter I just stuck to a pretty plain trim triangle, but come summer I decided it was time to go all off.
So I went to the bathroom, took a couple panadol, stipped off, and got to work.
All was going well, was down to a landing strip and just needing to do underneath, very proud of my efforts.
So i go to do underneath, now I'm pretty fleixible, but no matter how i contorted i could not see what I was doing properly, even with the aid of some strategically positioned mirrors, so i thought oh fuck it I can do this blind.
So i slop on the wax, slap on the strip, and realise with dismay I have really gotten wax in places wax really should never, never go, and If i ripped that strip off I was going to do my self some serious damage.
So I tried to slowly pry the strip off... to no avail. I chose to use this damn bee's wax thats pretty awsome but sets hard once it cools... and It had set and I was STUCK!
So I pulled and pried around a bit more, and after ALOT of pain and patience finally managed to get my inner lip free from the strip (yes, wax really did stick everything together :-S) But still i was stuck with the problem that I had tried to do the whole lot in one fell swoop ignoring the fact that my wise beautician (yes the long nailed bimbo has a brain) usually does it in smaller sections.
There was no way I was going to rip the strip off.. NO way, as it was not going to come off, So... I decided to have a hot shower to melt the wax and watch it wash away...
Uh.. bad news, this wax is NOT water soluble. So im sitting there, shower nozzle aimed boiling hot at my bits waiting for something to happen, but nup, stuck.
So i get out, try pulling again... the peice of shit strip came off, leaving ALL the wax behind.
So getting desperate i get out my hair dryer and position it carefully trying not to burn my self, but maybe melt the wax. If anything the max melted a bit and went further in.
In the end I had to resort to getting a pair of tiny manicure scissors and pain stakingly hair my hair try to snip all the wax off without trimming my vulva.
It took a long time. Was very awkward.. and 2 weeks later I'm still not convinced I'm totally wax free.
:-(
Don't do it! Leave it to the proffesionals.
On a side note i kindof don't want to go to the beauticians cuz the mess ive made down there is embaressing, anyone got any tips on how the fuck i fix this mess up?
Im not going to attempt waxing again, Im not going to swalow my pride, I have an epilator.. it scares me, and shaving just seems wrong. HELP!
My story goes like this:
So Summer finally hit my suburb a couple weeks ago (albeit it was a brief affair) and I realised before heading to the beach in my new skimpy bikini I was in desperate need of a bikini wax.
So I rung up my regular beautician and she had NO room for me. (traiterous bitch)
That's when my brilliant idea struck, I would save some time and embarressment by doing it my self, I wax my legs all the time, NOOooo hassle.. right?
Wrong.
During winter I just stuck to a pretty plain trim triangle, but come summer I decided it was time to go all off.
So I went to the bathroom, took a couple panadol, stipped off, and got to work.
All was going well, was down to a landing strip and just needing to do underneath, very proud of my efforts.
So i go to do underneath, now I'm pretty fleixible, but no matter how i contorted i could not see what I was doing properly, even with the aid of some strategically positioned mirrors, so i thought oh fuck it I can do this blind.
So i slop on the wax, slap on the strip, and realise with dismay I have really gotten wax in places wax really should never, never go, and If i ripped that strip off I was going to do my self some serious damage.
So I tried to slowly pry the strip off... to no avail. I chose to use this damn bee's wax thats pretty awsome but sets hard once it cools... and It had set and I was STUCK!
So I pulled and pried around a bit more, and after ALOT of pain and patience finally managed to get my inner lip free from the strip (yes, wax really did stick everything together :-S) But still i was stuck with the problem that I had tried to do the whole lot in one fell swoop ignoring the fact that my wise beautician (yes the long nailed bimbo has a brain) usually does it in smaller sections.
There was no way I was going to rip the strip off.. NO way, as it was not going to come off, So... I decided to have a hot shower to melt the wax and watch it wash away...
Uh.. bad news, this wax is NOT water soluble. So im sitting there, shower nozzle aimed boiling hot at my bits waiting for something to happen, but nup, stuck.
So i get out, try pulling again... the peice of shit strip came off, leaving ALL the wax behind.
So getting desperate i get out my hair dryer and position it carefully trying not to burn my self, but maybe melt the wax. If anything the max melted a bit and went further in.
In the end I had to resort to getting a pair of tiny manicure scissors and pain stakingly hair my hair try to snip all the wax off without trimming my vulva.
It took a long time. Was very awkward.. and 2 weeks later I'm still not convinced I'm totally wax free.
:-(
Don't do it! Leave it to the proffesionals.
On a side note i kindof don't want to go to the beauticians cuz the mess ive made down there is embaressing, anyone got any tips on how the fuck i fix this mess up?
Im not going to attempt waxing again, Im not going to swalow my pride, I have an epilator.. it scares me, and shaving just seems wrong. HELP!
