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Another story:

In year 8 or 9 we were learning about contraceptives. During the lesson, my PDHPE teacher was lecturing about spermicide - and we had to notate stuff in our books, though he was just reading from something. We had to make a list of pros and cons - as usual, for each contraceptive method. He says something eventually like, "And another pro is that spermicide can be used as a lubricant."

I put my hand up. He signals to me. I say: "Sir, why is lubricant a good thing?"

After a silence of a few seconds, he responds: "Ask your friends".
You've told that one before.
 

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Why were all of Shadow's teachers so cool? We only had maybe two that made fun of the loser guy in our year.

Also, Shadow, we had half of our class get suspended in year5/6 for watching porn. So yeah, you are kind of a broken child.
 

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Why were all of Shadow's teachers so cool? We only had maybe two that made fun of the loser guy in our year.

Also, Shadow, we had half of our class get suspended in year5/6 for watching porn. So yeah, you are kind of a broken child.
no idea, might be something to do with the anglican school

And yeah, oh well.
 

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but anglicanism was founded coz Henry couldn't bang as many bitties as he wanted
 

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Another story:

In year 8 or 9 we were learning about contraceptives. During the lesson, my PDHPE teacher was lecturing about spermicide - and we had to notate stuff in our books, though he was just reading from something. We had to make a list of pros and cons - as usual, for each contraceptive method. He says something eventually like, "And another pro is that spermicide can be used as a lubricant."

I put my hand up. He signals to me. I say: "Sir, why is lubricant a good thing?"

After a silence of a few seconds, he responds: "Ask your friends"
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Topic at hand is not being followed.
 

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Anyone who uses status shuffle to profess their love should be shot.
 

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luv dat schadenfreude (c wot i did dere?)

Yeah, all the non-shitcunt ryans I know go by a nickname.
Actually, you're right. The only decent Ryan I know goes by Goku.
 

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Oh wait, turns out the one I know spells his name Rhyan. Forgot he was a dirty hippy.
 

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what the heck is that at the bottom flanked by black and red

i have a vivid imagination but even i can't figure out what the heck that is
 

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They're making out and they've uploaded a picture. Fuck.
 

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yeah i'm not sure how that even looks remotely like two people making out

but as you've gotten laid

and i haven't


i suppose you'll be right
 

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