Does masturbating make you go blind? (1 Viewer)

[jerseyshore]

I got caught by my teacher while doing in during class and she said that if I keep masturbating I can go blind.

 

[Absolutezero]

Yes.

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[MysteryGenius]

hahahahahaha omg >.<

 

[Mature Lamb]

yes don't masturbate it's bad for you

 

[slyhunter]

It will cause diarrhoea and your balls will fall off.

 

[b00m]

not unless you've given yourself a facial.. done that thrice.. no good

semen to the eye makes the whole world go blind

 

[powlmao]

hahaha lol

 

[SnowFox]

If its any consolation it makes your prostate healthier.

 

[kaz1]

the risk of ejaculating on your eyes is an ever present danger men have had to live with for millions of years

 

[Absolutezero]

the risk of ejaculating on your eyes is an ever present danger men have had to live with for millions of years

A common autofellatio problem.

 

[davidbarnes]

Haha, that really did (as OP describes it) happen to someone at the school I went too.

 

[slyhunter]

This happened in my class when I was in year 5.

Herp derp.

 

[Absolutezero]

This happened in my class when I was in year 5.

Herp derp.

Actually in your class?

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[b00m]

Haha, that really did (as OP describes it) happen to someone at the school I went too.

was the teacher female? now THEREs a classic pr0n script kekeke

 

[slyhunter]

Actually in your class?

needbetterteachercontrol.jpg

He got caught. Because he was sitting next to a chick and she noticed the desk vibrating.

Teacher's reaction = priceless

 

[powlmao]

He got caught. Because he was sitting next to a chick and she noticed the desk vibrating.

Teacher's reaction = priceless

LOL

last yr this kid in my class shows animal porn to everyone and started wanking infront of everyone\

needless to say he is in jail now (gaol for you fuck heads who are engish nazi's)

 

[Absolutezero]

He got caught. Because he was sitting next to a chick and she noticed the desk vibrating.

Teacher's reaction = priceless

 

[slyhunter]

Flexible semen.

 

[Absolutezero]

Flexible semen.

Makes sense.

 

[davidbarnes]

was the teacher female? now THEREs a classic pr0n script kekeke

No, male.