Fav. Teacher sayings? (2 Viewers)

[*girl04*]

^ thanks i sort of get it. it is saying you know what you dont know?

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

yes..

 

[bloodysunday]

I had a maths teacher a while back in year 8 who used to get everyone's attention with:

"Listen.. please. ... Please.. be quiet."

He'd say this at the start of every lesson, and repeatedly every 10-15 minutes thereafter. He'd also go off on tangents (he he) about what we would learn in year 12.

 

[littlemic21]

my old commerce teacher used to say:
"do i look like Capt. Care?"
"care factor - 0"
and weneva my friend said nething he'd point out the window n go "Simon, special bus!"

edit: also, i once had this really old bloke for yr 8 maths.. we used to call him pythagoras... one period the whole class errupted throwing rubbers and dusters... one chalkduster hit the fan and rebounded straight onto his forehead as he was turning round from the board... :rofl: he had the biggest white mark on his head n he goes "i have just been hit by an unidentified flying duster" then he just turned around n kept writing ahaha... later on that lesson he got so fed up he started banging on the table n screamed out "EVRYONE SHUTUP IM IN A SUICIDAL MOOD" lolll so we started screaming "go kill ur self" n "jump out the window"...he meant to say homicidal mood

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

my yr 10 science teacher.
'stop your chin wagging'

 

[fashionista]

i got more from the same anonymous english teacher
"They weren't nomadic in the sense of nomads" (there's another sense??)
"The summary summarises it" (nooooo *slaps face*)
"I want you to go through and highlight opposing opposites" (as opposed to similar opposites??)
WHAT A TOOL

 

[Shiloh]

Maths teacher: "Alright...you okay...you sure?"

 

[elizabethy]

my chem teacher used 2 always say " don't worry , u'll be fine "!

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

eco teacher- 'bob brown is so full of shit, he can fertilize the whole world'

 

[CaR]

yr8 english teacher - "shh...hey folks, settle down"

 

[my sharona]

"okay girls... i want you to take out your books, and go to the last page... okay? everyone's at the last page..? okay, write the word 'terms' at the top of the page, okay? that's T-E-R-M-S... at the top... okay?"

and people ask me why i dropped legal studies... ><

 

[ameh]

Originally posted by whiterabbit
"okay girls... i want you to take out your books, and go to the last page... okay? everyone's at the last page..? okay, write the word 'terms' at the top of the page, okay? that's T-E-R-M-S... at the top... okay?"

and people ask me why i dropped legal studies... ><

lol legal studies:

teacher: do you know what P-O-W-E-R is?
give me an example of P-O-W-E-R
she thinks we're idiots

 

[soiled_poncho]

Most of my teachers seem to think I'm loud and annoying. How strange....

 

[snapperhead]

You are......
and easily distracted!

 

[SarahMary]

my physics teacher- "now lock that into your computers" (whilst pointing at his head)
- "but you don't need to know that..." (after spending 2/3 of a lesson explaining it)
Yr. 11 drama teacher- "If you don't shut up i WILL kill you. that means all of you!" (then proceeding to laugh hysterically)

 

[soiled_poncho]

Why is it that I post something like that and suddenly my teacher appears?

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

shit happens..
especially when you least expect it

 

[Tenille]

Originally posted by soiled_poncho
Why is it that I post something like that and suddenly my teacher appears?

You poor girl... i feel your pain..,

 

[snapperhead]

Originally posted by Tenille
You poor girl... i feel your pain..,

oi.....shut your mush girly!!



sorry zoe...couldnt resist

 

[breaking]

a fellow classmate was getting in trouble off our year 9 science teacher. she said something in her defence, then, frustrated, she remarked "God!!!!"

the teacher then said, angrily, "no i'm not God, but thanks for the compliment!"