Fav. Teacher sayings? (1 Viewer)

[kelsey91]

Oh my god, since the HSC started I have not laughed as much as I have going through this thread.
On my first day of year 11, my senior science teacher began the class with DO YOU KNOW WHY SOME GIRLS SMELL LIKE FISH?

..Needless to say, I dropped that subject.

 

[xbellax]

roflllll
this thread is hilarious

 

[gibbo153]

my maths teacher, the beloved mr turbet, sometimes talks in an elmer fudd voice, just for the fun of it.

when cancelling out something in an equation - yells loudly "FORGET ABOUT IT!!!"

quotes napoleon dynamite.

wears socks and sandals

calls everyone mr. or miss. in front of their first name.

gives out a fantail every time he does a typo on the board to whoever spots it.

 

[Lebstr]

Oh my god, since the HSC started I have not laughed as much as I have going through this thread.
On my first day of year 11, my senior science teacher began the class with DO YOU KNOW WHY SOME GIRLS SMELL LIKE FISH?

..Needless to say, I dropped that subject.

i would like an answer for tht lol

 

[foosal]

lol my chem teacher randomly yells things like CATFISH in the middle of an explanation to get peoples attention. and my english teacher always gets me to move and i say "come on miss" and she always says "dont come on me sam" straight back, i play up just so i can say that its halarious

 

[Emmanuel Sokias]

My Chemistry teacher,

Is against "spoon feeding", and will never answer a question when asked, instead will reply with,

"YOU TELL ME", i kid you not.

The funny thing, we made her put it on the back of her Jersey

other funny sayings:

"saints preserve us"

and my old time favourite,

"Say I wanted to learn Lithouanian"

In phonics: "lith-oo-aye-ni-an"

ahhhh, gotta love her!