Fav. Teacher sayings? (2 Viewers)

[Bizzy Bone]

Post ure favourite teacher sayings here.
For e.g. our business teacher says "HEY! WHOA!" and hits the desk to get the class' attention

and he keeps boasting that he can make every1 get a band 6 in business, "Come aboard"

 

[hipsta_jess]

my old business teacher said 'mighty' in pretty much every sentence.
and now my bio demonstrator uses 'cool' as every third word.

 

[Bizzy Bone]

lol yeah i 4got 2 mention he keeps sayin "WHIZZ BANG"

 

[elite_joe]

yeah thats good and all but id have to way o'regen's calssic saying! was "CAN U PLEASE NOT TOUCH HER!"
:burn:

 

[Bizzy Bone]

LMFAO -> that was classic shit

 

[elite_joe]

yeah this the class laughin at me
man that guy is obsessed with goin off at me for no reson

 

[Misturi]

"guys, come on guys" - when we are mucking up in class and the teacher tells us to quieten down.

"how many times do l have to tell you to L-I-S-T-E-N" (spells out the word listen) Funny thing was when she spelt out quiet and spelt it wrong, and she's an english teacher!

"I want silence"

 

[elite_joe]

my eng teacher plays the desk like the drums on jumanji

 

[*girl04*]

we just have normal ones like
" i cant hear myself think" so you have to bequiet so i can hear myself

our ancient teacher goes "1,2,3 eyes on me"

 

[nessie_lee]

"I've been through the HSC as well, it's not that bad, and i'm still alive!".......

 

[kimmy_nlhs]

"There is this box you see......"
and our reply to it is
"Crazy crazy crazy"
Bloody chem teachers

 

[bunnie]

Originally posted by hipsta_jess
my old business teacher said 'mighty' in pretty much every sentence.
and now my bio demonstrator uses 'cool' as every third word.

My history teacher last year said 'okay' in every sentence. It was so annoying.

 

[baby_b]

hahaha my english teacher has HEAPS of sayings... heres one for u...

'oh bless ur cotton socks!'
lol

 

[Melody]

My english teacher tells us she's *homicidal* quite a lot....

 

[Gavvvvvin]

Originally posted by Bizzy Bone
Post ure favourite teacher sayings here.
For e.g. our business teacher says "HEY! WHOA!" and hits the desk to get the class' attention

and he keeps boasting that he can make every1 get a band 6 in business, "Come aboard"

LMAO, when im in business all you can hear is the lunatic teacher yelling "WHOA!!! HEY!!! HEY!!!!" all lesson long. But my business teacher seems to like boasting about the fact that im gonna get a band 3 when i should be getting a band 6 Cantb wait to prove his fat ass wrong

 

[J0n]

One of my math teachers always says "You know what i'm talking about" in a funny accent.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

when my maths teacher was pissed at someone..
'js..js..just piss off!'

 

[glycerine]

hahahaha i had this maths teacher in yr 7 and 10 and whenever we were noisy it was like "7R! all you ever do is yak, yak, yak!"

 

[MouNtY]

...My music teacher..."look i'm not that much older than you guys so i understand where you guys are coming from"....i think he's like 23 or something but yeah he always says that when we complain about random stuff.......

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Oddly enough, the teachers I liked least had the most corny sayings. For instance, my Year 11 English teacher, evil as he was, was a source (nay resorvoir) for corny sayings. Among my 'favourites;

'Make it your own people'

'Don't smile, you know where you are.'

'Hook in'

Besides being advised to include quotations with swear words when possible as they would make a real 'impression upon the markers'.. I wish I was making this up. The horror, the horror..

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