tWiStEdD
deity of ultimate reason
Its nigh on 0500 now, boys and girls. I am losing my ability to type (which was, argueably, never there) and beginning to crash. I start work in... two hours. I can't very well please myself for two hours so that leaves me with a few residual (hehe! law reference there, yes?) options...
1) Make a booty call. Oh, yes! I'd be Mr. Popular making a booty call at 0500
2) Watch a movie.... liable to fall asleep.
3) browse BoS and offend unsuspecting n00bies and cause their brains to explode with my awesomely superior logic.
4) drink another five cups of coffee just to see if the effects can actually be compared in any way to drinking lots of booze.
5) do away with the coffee drunk theory and just drink all the booze I can now and rock up to work off my face
6) keep writing mundane and ultimately pointless lists
7) Wake Shane up. I might just do that actually. Just for kicks.
8) Play my music really loud and hope (pray?) for a noise complaint if just to procure some interaction with other individuals...
8) i) if the complainer is female, demand sexual favours
8) ii) if the complainer is male, beat him up until a girl appears then demand sexual favours
9) stop drinking fucking coffee because its making me antsy
10) stop typing
okay
1) Make a booty call. Oh, yes! I'd be Mr. Popular making a booty call at 0500
2) Watch a movie.... liable to fall asleep.
3) browse BoS and offend unsuspecting n00bies and cause their brains to explode with my awesomely superior logic.
4) drink another five cups of coffee just to see if the effects can actually be compared in any way to drinking lots of booze.
5) do away with the coffee drunk theory and just drink all the booze I can now and rock up to work off my face
6) keep writing mundane and ultimately pointless lists
7) Wake Shane up. I might just do that actually. Just for kicks.
8) Play my music really loud and hope (pray?) for a noise complaint if just to procure some interaction with other individuals...
8) i) if the complainer is female, demand sexual favours
8) ii) if the complainer is male, beat him up until a girl appears then demand sexual favours
9) stop drinking fucking coffee because its making me antsy
10) stop typing
okay