mr_brightside
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=|MzbLaZeIT said:
dont you get sore?
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dont you get sore?
MzbLaZeIT
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now now brown cowBorn Dancer said:
im in no means to be taking the viewpoint of reproductive sex......
its all for funnn for me at this stage... but i can see we're your coming from.
maybe i should ask him if we should save the reproductive sex until we get married....lol he did want to only have sex after marriage until i 'changed his mind' ... subconsciously
lol jk!!!
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mr_brightside said:
lmao wanna experiment...?
mr_brightside
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MzbLaZeIT said:
.............beg pardon?
nwatts
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i reckon good grammar and good sex are intrinsically linkedMzbLaZeIT said:
Born Dancer
I can't go for that
what the hell man. i dont believe in that, but you said we were "made to have sex"MzbLaZeIT said:
well technically, we were made to reproduce.
ps. sorry nicholas
MzbLaZeIT
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lmaoooooonwatts said:
we're : where
experience / experienced
hey, cant you see i graduated highschool TWO YEARS ago.. geezzzzz thats .. umm.. a long timeee... lol
its not my night tonight is it!
the reason why im stuck at home doing an assignment since 8pm!
MzbLaZeIT
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Born Dancer said:ps. sorry nicholas
do i know you ?
Born Dancer
I can't go for that
:/
nwatts = nicholas.
nwatts = nicholas.
nwatts
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nah she was talking to me, i'm nicholasMzbLaZeIT said:
do i know you ?
MzbLaZeIT
im am teh seks.
oh ok, no probs
I know the response I am going to get from this and you all think that I am a try hard etc. but what are your thoughts on drugs?
Even legal ones, if you want to have a good time, just head down to Happy High Herbs, they have heaps of aphrodisiacs.
Alternatively, get the fucking dom on the dude, and jump on him. Seriously. Any man who can't appreciate a woman on top of him, while being like, "in them"...sorry, I know that sounds weird, but it really is the best.
Buy ultra thin condoms, they're great. Also, I don't know if you were doing this before, but use lube, warming lube is good fun.
Also, why can't you start with oral, then once he is in full throttle, whack on a dom and continue with the sex? That is pretty normal, and no sane man would all of a sudden go limp at this point.
Fuck you seem like a patient girl, what a lucky guy.
Even legal ones, if you want to have a good time, just head down to Happy High Herbs, they have heaps of aphrodisiacs.
Alternatively, get the fucking dom on the dude, and jump on him. Seriously. Any man who can't appreciate a woman on top of him, while being like, "in them"...sorry, I know that sounds weird, but it really is the best.
Buy ultra thin condoms, they're great. Also, I don't know if you were doing this before, but use lube, warming lube is good fun.
Also, why can't you start with oral, then once he is in full throttle, whack on a dom and continue with the sex? That is pretty normal, and no sane man would all of a sudden go limp at this point.
Fuck you seem like a patient girl, what a lucky guy.
Serius
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wasnt this the guy called muhammed who refused to have sex with you because it was bad and against his religion? and he thought oral sex was completely fine?MzbLaZeIT said:
lol what a tosser, i am glad he only lasted 5 mins and sounds almost completely impitent.
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HAHAHAHAHA no.nwatts said:
majority of guys i've been with sucked. lots. and would refuse to change it up. and it was bad sex. boring sex. pointless sex.
and to the threadstarter, your boyfriend sounds like an ex. he hated condoms and loved oral and would only have sex in one position. which he didn't like anyways but apparently was the best.
shake it up, give him time, take control and tell him to wear a condom or no sex
MzbLaZeIT
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wow its the internet, and people actually remember my stories?Serius said:
fuck, i dont know if thats a good thing, or people need to get out more.... lol
and no, he isnt muslim. i will not make that mistake twice. (no offence to anyone)
MzbLaZeIT
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Skeeta said:i guess she didnt squirt this time
nope not this time, pleaseeeee.. he jst changed the sheets, his mum would kill him ( ha ha ha
)another person that remembers my stories, how ironic... and i thought i was unknown in here. guess im infamous for the squirting thread.
MzbLaZeIT
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thank you, and he better know it!Egronk said:
ohhh, and we're against drugs thesedayssss. he's my saint!
Dash
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Just get ur boy to jerk off like 20-30 minutes before one of ur sessions... If that doesn't help take him 2 da doc for sum premature nasal sprays or something!