Don't hate me because you ain't me.
What many of you don't understand is that despite the fact my UAI will be higher than all of yours', the UAI doesn't really matter anyway. It's just a system for dumb, impoverished public school filth to try and work their way up in life. Even if I were to get a sub-standard UAI, it wouldn't matter because I can afford to pay full-fees if I wanted to go university, bu more to the point, I don't even need to go to university because I have all the affluence and connections anyone would ever need.
If you want to tell people they've failed at life, please, and I say this with a degree of sympathy, please look at yourself first. When your pov-arse dad gets his centrelink payment every fornight, he takes you guys out to McDonalds. Real schmick... You know the only reason he takes you there, is so he can take the toys from the Happy Meal to give to you for Christmas.
I'd rather have my life anyday, thanks very much.