Guide to PICKING UP first years. (3 Viewers)

[darkwolfzx]

this semester at college is going to be fun...fresh naive 08er boarders...

and the foreigners are usually pretty hot too

 

[Omium]

this semester at college is going to be fun...fresh naive 08er boarders...

and the foreigners are usually pretty hot too

By my third year ill get sick and tired of 2hours travelling per day and live somewhere near campus..... hmmmmm i dont know why i mentioned that. lol

 

[darkwolfzx]

because you really can't wait to do it

 

[Omium]

Yeah everything would be much more convenient if i moved near campus.

lol im doing 7 subjects Semester 1 2009



2500 views so far.

 

[tallkid34]

Everyone is dying to get a piece of first-year action.

In all seriousness though, you need to learn to crawl before you can walk.

In other words, for half the socially inept and desperate viewers of this forum (2500 views... come on guys...), just trying to keep a conversation with someone of the opposite sex can be a struggle. No amount of pick up tips is going to help you when your approach sucks and you couldn't socialise even if your engineering degree depended on it.

Simply put, start small with a simple chat. Learn to small talk (I hate it but its necessary), socialise and just build your confidence up. Whenever you're ready, try whatever pick-up methods have been mentioned in this thread before or elsewhere.

 

[gibbo153]

dude, it took him like 2 weeks to choose a christmas present for his SISTER.

yeah, I'm sure hes AWESOME with the ladies

treat em' mean keep em' keen

 

[kevinx2]

In Soviet Russia, first years pick up you!

 

[sl123]

LOL

Especially the wo(man).

 

[2S1D3]

if you pick two or three electives after picking core units, is that too much work? if you have done this before, did you find ok to keep up?

lmfao

 

[chucknthem]

read that as:

if you pick up two or three mistresses after picking up a girlfriend, is that too much work? if you have done this before, did you find ok to keep up?

 

[lilredelmo]

Lol at this topic.


Also, note to self: Do not test to see if the rag smells like chloroform.

 

[Omium]

Anyone wana help me set up a chloroform stand at 0-week ?

 

[darkwolfzx]

i'll raid the chem labs with you.

 

[tallkid34]

Anyone wana help me set up a chloroform stand at 0-week ?

I know its unrelated but do me a favour and make sure those rags are used on all the CBS people (Hillsong as well if they get too annoying). I'm sure you'll manage to knock out a few hot Christian girls so its win-win situation for you guys anyway.

Unless you're wearing a yellow shirt at oweek, you're fair game for CBS.

 

[darkwolfzx]

explain?

 

[tallkid34]

CBS - Campus Bible Studies

You know? That annoying group of individuals who think they can convert you in less than 5 minutes.

 

[darkwolfzx]

yea...sometimes feels like they're an invasive bunch

 

[gibbo153]

i just realised that uni will inevitably cause me to have to interact with hillsong people if i join a cbs. *projectile vomits*

 

[BIGTYMA]

Example of such pickups:

2ndYrBoi: Oh hai, do u liek mudkipz?
1stYrGrl: Yah I like mudkipz.
2ndYrBoi: OMG I luv mudkipz too.
1stYrGrl: (Makes first move)
Pregnancy, abortion, repeat.

get the fuck out.

bos does not need that bullshit here.

 

[Tim035]

Example of such pickups:

2ndYrBoi: Oh hai, do u liek mudkipz?
1stYrGrl: Ummm, is this some kind of weird joke?
2ndYrBoi: OMG I luv mudkipz too.
1stYrGrl: Wtf get away from me weirdo!
fail, masturbate, repeat.

Edited for greater accuracy of the posters experience with women.