They're debilitating! They angle your pelvis weirdly so you look young, fertile, and thus sexy (I read an article about it, totally), but they're about as practical as a chocolate frying pan. Regular wearing of high heels = regular visits to the chiropractor. And also sends out the message 'Hey I'm willing to cause myself pain and also make myself vulnerable because I can't run away without twisting my ankle, just so men will think I'm hot!'