House M.D. (2 Viewers)
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haha
tonight one was funny
"ok i'm black...but he was closer"
tonight one was funny
"ok i'm black...but he was closer"
duckofdoom
Ellie-Jelly
This is one of the best shows I've seen in a bloody long time!!!
I just love the way he doesn't care but then seems to give a crap about the patients. does that make sense?!
House kinda reminds me of my self - doing practically anything to get out of doing work. Oh, my hero!
I just love the way he doesn't care but then seems to give a crap about the patients. does that make sense?!
House kinda reminds me of my self - doing practically anything to get out of doing work. Oh, my hero!
fashionista
Tastes like chicken
HAHAHAHA
do you know what else is big business right now? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in blue, green. *a wooshy wooshy wooo*
what does he have?
house: a cold.
do you know what else is big business right now? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in blue, green. *a wooshy wooshy wooo*
what does he have?
house: a cold.
_muse_
Come on join the joyride
hahaha that bit was so good!tangerinespeedo said:
oh i love this show so much, i know its only been 2 eps but who cares, its awesome..
ugh they had so many needles in it! damn needle phobia.. i nearly spewed
fashionista
Tastes like chicken
oh im so tempted to turn this into a House Quotes thread
House: Your wife is having an affair.
Orange-Colored Patient: What??
House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors. She's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and figure it out.
Woman: No more artificial formula, just natural mommy's breast milk!
House: *all taken aback like* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYummy
House: Dr. Cuddy. Nice outfit.
Cuddy: What are you doing back here? Patient?
House: No, hooker. Went to my office instead of my home.
Dr. Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it could get complicated. We work together, I'm older, but if you go for that kind of thing . . .
Dr. Cameron: I meant syphilis.
House: (winks) Nice cover.
House: It'd be like "The Boy Who Sued Wolf." You know, I bet we have a doctor here named ‘Wolf'. How perfect would that be – I think I'll page him.
House: Who thinks there's a third option. (Chase raises his hand) Very good. And what's the third choice?
Dr. Chase: (shrugs) No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.
Dan's Mother: How can you just sit there?
House: If I stand up, I spill.
Cuddy: How's your hooker doing?
House: How sweet of you to ask. Funny story - she was going to be a hospital administrator, but she hated to screw people like that.
House: Your wife is having an affair.
Orange-Colored Patient: What??
House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors. She's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and figure it out.
Woman: No more artificial formula, just natural mommy's breast milk!
House: *all taken aback like* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYummy
House: Dr. Cuddy. Nice outfit.
Cuddy: What are you doing back here? Patient?
House: No, hooker. Went to my office instead of my home.
Dr. Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it could get complicated. We work together, I'm older, but if you go for that kind of thing . . .
Dr. Cameron: I meant syphilis.
House: (winks) Nice cover.
House: It'd be like "The Boy Who Sued Wolf." You know, I bet we have a doctor here named ‘Wolf'. How perfect would that be – I think I'll page him.
House: Who thinks there's a third option. (Chase raises his hand) Very good. And what's the third choice?
Dr. Chase: (shrugs) No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.
Dan's Mother: How can you just sit there?
House: If I stand up, I spill.
Cuddy: How's your hooker doing?
House: How sweet of you to ask. Funny story - she was going to be a hospital administrator, but she hated to screw people like that.
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fashionista
Tastes like chicken
more..from the first episode *sigh*
Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, because they're yummy.
Dr. Foreman: I thought everybody lied.
House: Truth begins in lies. Think about it.
Dr. Foreman: That doesn't even mean anything, does it?
to asthma patient mum
House: Oxygen is so important during those pre-pubescent years, don't you think?
Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, because they're yummy.
Dr. Foreman: I thought everybody lied.
House: Truth begins in lies. Think about it.
Dr. Foreman: That doesn't even mean anything, does it?
to asthma patient mum
House: Oxygen is so important during those pre-pubescent years, don't you think?
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love it! Absolutely love it
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yeh ive watched it all so far its good. but i think its gonna get a bit repetive it looks like.. i watch the next epi preview and its like... House, a patient with some huge problem at the end of the episode there cured, and in between all this u got some little stories. In a medical show like ER. its more soapie cause u have the characters outside lives. House will start to get boring after a while. However its been really good so far.
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I like the show but I cant take Jesse Spencer seriously playing a doctor after Neighbours.
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I know, I dont think hes that great an actor
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house rocks xD
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Doctor of Medicine in tha same vein as PhD which stands for Doctor of Philosophymiss_gtr said:
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hmm
i need to start finding a new source to watch House..cos once uni starts i won't able to watch it..stupid night class
i need to start finding a new source to watch House..cos once uni starts i won't able to watch it..stupid night class
!! CaR`JiE !!
cäяяoт ^^'
<3 House m.d
It's funny how the doc <3 to bet
It's funny how the doc <3 to bet
!! CaR`JiE !!
cäяяoт ^^'
argh.. i fell asleep..missed the whole House episode tonight! >_<'