House M.D. (13 Viewers)

[mmm_sofay]

You should go on, sofe, you're so messed up that you're an episode in itself.

am i?
how?
please tell me. in great detail.

 

[mmm_sofay]

Let's see, I almost don't know where to begin ... your repeated threads on cysts, pus coming out of your navel, inability to use a toaster, multiple medical problems, constant complaints about your health, etc etc etc ...

my inablity to use a toaster is not a medical complaint
my bellybutton is healthy
no more cysts
the only complaint i have about my health is a cold thats lasted too long which therefore gives me lots of phlegm and snot.

i dont think a common cold would keep viewers interested for an hour long show.

 

[angelduck]

how good was tonights episode! Ahh, the beauty of someone having major withdrawal from drugs coming up with the answer

 

[Dreamerish*~]

how good was tonights episode! Ahh, the beauty of someone having major withdrawal from drugs coming up with the answer

That was one of my favourite episodes.

 

[angelduck]

why cant house be on twice a week? Why??

 

[funniboi]

why cant house be on twice a week? Why??

because then they would have to show rock school 1hr before it each time.. now we wouldn't want that now would we.

 

[PerfectByNature]

LOL I loved that one.

<3 Wilson. But <3 House more.

yeah, Wilsons hawt... so is Jesse Spencer... hes grown up so much... *sigh*

 

[fashionista]

HOUSE QUOTES!!!!
this one was full of good ones.

Dr. Cuddy: You know, there are other ways to manage pain.
House: Like what, laughter? Meditation? Got a guy who can fix my third chakra?

Dr. Wilson: You alienate people.
House: I've been alienating people since I was three.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, come on! Drop it! You don't think you've changed in the last few years?
House: Well, of, of course I have. I've gotten older. My hair's gotten thinner. Sometimes I'm bored, sometimes I'm lonely, sometimes I wonder what it all means.

House: Of course I've changed!
Dr. Wilson: And everything's the leg? Nothing's the pills? They haven't done a thing to you?
House: They let me do my job, and they take away my pain.

Dr. Wilson: You learn anything?
House: Yeah, I'm an addict.
Dr. Wilson: Uh, okay.

House: (waves cane) Chicks dig this - it's better than a puppy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Foster: What is your problem?
House: Bum leg - what's yours? I LOVED THIS ONE!!!

Dr. Wilson: (to House) I am here in case you take shots from the clock tower.

House: You do that surgery, you'll be killing a mother of four.
Dr. Cuddy: Father of three.
House: I was guessing. LOL!!

(House hocks up and spits on the surgeon)
Dr. Hourani: Have you completely lost your mind?!
House: I've also been feeling at a little sick lately.
(after House sneezes on the surgery cloths)
Anesthesiologist: There's no way we can do this surgery now.
Dr. Hourani: You think!?! MY FAVOURITE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(digging up a dead cat)
Dr. Foreman: Four years of college, four of med school, two years of residency, another four of sub-specialty training. Where do I end up?
Dr. Chase: Talking instead of digging.

Dr. Cameron: Yeah, I I trusted you.
House: You always trust me. That's a big mistake.

House: I take risks - sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math. HAHAHAHAH

Dr. Cuddy: Answer me.
House: Nothing I could say is going to change how you feel, and nothing could come out of your reaction that is going to change what I plan to do. So I prefer to say nothing.
Dr. Cuddy: So...that was you just saying nothing?
House: Uh-huh. i love you House

Dr. Foreman: He's detoxing - can't you see he's out of his mind?
House: That's what they said about Manson.

Dr. Foreman: You know, House shouldn't even be here!
Dr. Chase: Because he said something inappropriate? If we sent him home every time he did that, we wouldn't need this office.

House: His liver is shutting down!
Mr. Foster: What?
House: It means he's better - he's ready to go home!

Dr. Wilson: She's beautiful!
House: She's beautiful so I should do it? What kind of logic is that?!?
Dr. Wilson: The envious, jealous 'I'm married and I can't do anything' logic!

Dr. Wilson: She's hot so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
House: The envious, jealous 'I never got any in high school' logic. Hello?!?

House: I had a massage.
Dr. Chase: It looks like you had a masseuse.

House: What are you doing here? I thought we ruled out cancer.
Dr. Wilson: I was lonely.
House: Well go see Cuddy – she needs a friend.
Dr. Wilson: That's funny – she said you might need one.

Dr. Cuddy: I can't protect you. Patients talk, doctors talk.
House: About how big your ass has gotten lately? Not me – I defend it.

House: Internal bleeding after a car accident? Wow - that's shocking!

the end.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

OMG, Tangerinespeedo, you are like, the ultimate hotness.

Cuddy: You have a patient in the clinic. He's orange.
House: The colour?
Cuddy: No, the fruit.

 

[withoutaface]

Those quotes really aren't that funny.

 

[fashionista]

that rates about a 0.3 on my i-give-a-shit-o-meter

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Those quotes really aren't that funny.

Some are kind of sad. I don't think all of them are meant to be funny.

 

[withoutaface]

that rates about a 0.3 on my i-give-a-shit-o-meter

Your meter only goes up to .3?

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Oh man, I'd pay big money to see House deal with Sofay.

 

[fornstar]

Well after last night there's definite sexual tension between House and Cameron. Also between House and Cuddy, but not as obvious.

personally doubt anything will happen between House and Cameron. this relationship is letting us see the human side of House. She's damn hot but also really caring, and i think she will allow House to open up. i think Cuddy wants House.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

personally doubt anything will happen between House and Cameron. this relationship is letting us see the human side of House. She's damn hot but also really caring, and i think she will allow House to open up. i think Cuddy wants House.

Spoiler

Cameron goes out with House later.

I know, Cameron is so pretty.

 

[fornstar]

Spoiler

Cameron goes out with House later.

I know, Cameron is so pretty.

why did i look at the spoiler??? WHY?????????

 

[sunjet]

don't worry, it's not what you think.

 

[fornstar]

don't worry, it's not what you think.

damn you all!!! this is why i avoided this thread. so much suspense, so long till next week!!!! and even then it wont answer all the questions i have about this show

DAMN YOU'S!!!!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

damn you all!!! this is why i avoided this thread. so much suspense, so long till next week!!!! and even then it wont answer all the questions i have about this show

DAMN YOU'S!!!!

Don't worry. After you see the final episode you'll kill to know what happens next season between two characters - I won't say who...