how bad is it (1 Viewer)

[Ziva]

if all else fails just drinks lots of beer and start attacking your friends for times they fucked that fat bitch etc

 

[Ziva]

no if that fails then challenge them to a fist fight

 

[boris]

hahahaha

yeah you only ever try it as either a challenge or when you arent around many people you know

 

[Arcorn]

What the dick are you on about? How can you fail with a girl below your standards?

 

[boris]

fuck me dead

thats the point you cunt

it is bad when you do

 

[bitumen]

i don't get it. since when does ugly equal desperate

 

[Arcorn]

I succeed shooting above my weight, and have never failed shooting below my weight.

 

[Ziva]

i don't get it. since when does ugly equal desperate

since the big bang

 

[Arcorn]

since the big bang

He's right.

 

[boris]

good for you son

one day though, you will come across some ugly chick who you will be unsuccessful with and then you will know what i am talking about

 

[Arcorn]

I always get the yes, doesn't matter how long it takes I get it.

 

[red-butterfly]

desperation is a stinky cologne

 

[Omie Jay]

if shes ugly why did you try to have your way with her in the first place?

 

[Arcorn]

Because he secretly likes dick.

 

[Omie Jay]

oh, okay.

so do i

 

[Ziva]

if shes ugly why did you try to have your way with her in the first place?

umm are you even a man

 

[meilz92]

no, he's not, i know this for a fact.

 

[Arcorn]

Does he suffer premature ejaculation problems?

 

[nikilily]

Does he suffer premature ejaculation problems?

my medical opinion would believe so.

 

[cosmo kramer]

fags are goin to hell brah