How datable is a guy who is... (1 Viewer)

[jumb]

How datable is my "friend" ?:

1. Posts alot on BOS
2. Income: $115 a week from centerlink
3. Enjoys getting drunk and publicly humiliating himself
4. Has asian features but is not asian
5. Has no muscle tone
6. Is arrogant and abrasive
7. Continually makes tired old jokes about rape and hating women

You just described my asian twin!

 

[Epic_Postings]

One of my friends has recently ventured into the singles market and I was wondering how datable he is. I'll list some of his defining traits.

1. IQ of around 80
2. Doesn't bother with self-hygiene or grooming (i.e. non of that metro-homo-sexual bullshit)
3. Looks like a handsome version of Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles (i.e. a real man)
4. Heroic VCE ENTER score of 38 (non of that nerdy studying bullshit)
5. can't speak english (non of that barbaric Shakespeare bullshit)
6. Socially awkward (non of that fake, socializing bullshit)
7. Virgin- he is holding onto his 'purity' until he meets the right girl (non of that man whore bullshit)
8. A very nice guy (non of that bad boy bullshit)
9. Going to Tafe (non of that career bullshit)
10. lacks basic understanding of etiquette (e.g. non of that closing the door and flushing when taking a dump bullshit)


datable?

 

[jaaaaay]

lolguys

yr all so funnylol



dis haz turned into a relly funnythredlol

speak english.

 

[Legham]

Sounded alright til the christian bit. Now he sounds like a fucking dipshit loser.

 

[Epic_Postings]

The simple fact that you know this, makes him undatable.

you're a man.

 

[Epic_Postings]

So are you, hence he shouldn't be showing his cock to you, you dopey fuck.

Putting your sexual-orientation insecurity aside, I laugh at the irony of you calling someone else a 'dopey fuck', when clearly you are the one who failed to understand the allution in my original post.

O Hai Guise I was just wondering how datable my 'friend' is as well lol

I'll just list a few things about him:


...snip snip snip...

datable?

Still don't get it? Looks like a certain dopey fuck is going to fail year 12 English epically.

 

[*yooneek*]

1. Knows how to cook
2. Has a high paying job (around 60k) at 21
3. Kinda nerdie
4. Is nice
5. Decent family background
6. Drives a BMW
7. Studying as well
8. Is a devoted Christian

I'm asking because this friend has been single his whole life and my friends and I don't get it, is it high expectations or what?

Sorry i haven't read all this thread so i may just be repeating things ...

are you writing this because he's really lonely and wants to find a girl? or just because you're puzzled at the situation?

I mean, i'm kinda like the girl version of him, minus most of his qualities lol i.e. i'm a Christian who's been single my whole life. Like your friend would know, it's certainly not easy when a hot/caring/wonderful guy/girl who's not a Christian comes along (there's plenty out there)...but at least i can show that i take obeying God seriously- and that i don't just do "the right thing" when it suits me & when it's easy- my beliefs would be worth virtually nothing if i did things that way. No-one would really know that God meant anything to me if i didn't put Him first. Anyway i'll stop with the "Christian-talk" because it gets to people- and i get that.

Basically, i'm sure this guy will find a girl that's right for him, at the right time- and i'm sure he knows that too

 

[*yooneek*]

are u Ash, as in Ashton? <3 ?

 

[Jachie]

Tiani's fucking hot, how has some hillsonger not snatched her up yet?

 

[*yooneek*]

Yes lol?

no way!!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!! ... i had my suspicions earlier, but hooray for them being confirmed <3

you're just too wonderful yup, roger that, shout it from the mountains

hahaha cannot wait to meet you what a special day it shall be

 

[*yooneek*]

But seriously, I've never met someone with such an unfathomably unshakable optimistic spirit.

It's amazingly refreshing.


Have you ever met someone you haven't liked?

course i have! lol seriously, remember we've only communicated via the net...i'm sure once we meet in person ur ideas about me will be shattered just to prepare u lol

and re: hillsong- i don't really go for that crowd

 

[Stevo.]

I like Tiani and don't mind her Christianity cause she's a lovely person.

 

[*yooneek*]

you're actually an uber mean, stuck up bitch, in real life?

you'll have to wait and seeeee

& @ Stevo: thanks! lol?

 

[*yooneek*]

im worried now


EDIT: not really, i dont see how you could be mean. like seriously, i imagine you with a broad white smile plastered on your face 24/7

don't let urself be worried right now ... save it for the day we meet

hey, Stevo- has that always been ur bos name?

 

[Stevo.]

lengy. :wave:

 

[*yooneek*]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
:jaw:
NO WAY!!!
hiiiiii to you! :wave:

 

[*yooneek*]

lengy/lengruto/armani/markgasnier/transcendent/stevo...so forth

i love how you still know pretty much everything ash it's quite baffling to the mind. I remember in the ol' days how u would rescue me when i was stuck in a "what does that mean?" rut ... thank you

im off to bed now my lovely friends. catchya soon tho <3

 

[Stevo.]

Night Tiani

 

[HalcyonSky]

bos needs a matchmaking forum.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

bos IS a matchmaking forum.

edited for truthiness