How do I get a girl to like me? (1 Viewer)

[OwnageofHSC]

i knowof this girl whom knows of me and we are fiends. I rely like her and am not sure how to do this?

 

[Dr_Fresh]

touch her in inappropriate places and see how she responds. if she doesnt call the police then ur in. if she does then iono...run?

 

[OwnageofHSC]

Without rape you fuckwit.

 

[cheezcake]

Perhaps show a little emotional maturity, a.k.a not calling someone a fuckwit over a joke made on an internet forum.

 

[OwnageofHSC]

Perhaps show a little emotional maturity, a.k.a not calling someone a fuckwit over a joke made on an internet forum.

But it is Dr Fresh!

 

[jumb]

Without rape you fuckwit.

Is there any other way?

 

[slyhunter]

Kiss her

 

[OwnageofHSC]

Kiss her

Unwanted sexual contact = kissing = rape = prison

 

[slyhunter]

Unwanted sexual contact = kissing = rape = prison

Um ok

 

[anne1010]

by growing a pair.

/end thread

 

[MysteryGenius]

kick her in the cunt and run away

if she comes back to you it shows that she's totally into ya

 

[slyhunter]

Guarantee saying this will work:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious. Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Guarantee saying this will work:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious. Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

stop dis

I turned you down wen you sed dis too me
dont make oders have da saime 4tune as yu

 

[cheezcake]

Guarantee saying this will work:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious. Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

^ Will try this out for lols

 

[slyhunter]

stop dis

I turned you down wen you sed dis too me
dont make oders have da saime 4tune as yu

I said nothing of the like.

^ Will try this out for lols

Report back.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I said nothing of the like.

that awkward moment when you don't realise i'm trollin'


...now this is *awkward*

 

[slyhunter]

that awkward moment when you don't realise i'm trollin'


...now this is *awkward*

It was pretty fucking obvious you were trolling lol.

 

[slyhunter]

Plan B:

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on your wall and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

It was pretty fucking obvious you were trolling lol.

...

 

[abbeyroad]

buy a box

cut a hole in the box

put your junk in the box

have her open the box

???

put your junk in her box