how do YOU flirt (4 Viewers)

[Collin]

I got:

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

True for me to an extent. I have always viewed the forte of flirtacious conversations the way you say things, not what you say. Alot of other factors come into play for me too; body language, timing etc... and of course a good dress sense and hygiene is beneficial for everyone in the flirting game.

 

[SashatheMan]

where have u been all my life?

see , gets the ladies all the time. now shut your gap hole you cockroach.

as u can see i closed my sentence with another flirtatious comment that secures the female for good.

 

[mmm_sofay]

see , gets the ladies all the time. now shut your gap hole you cockroach.

as u can see i closed my sentence with another flirtatious comment that secures the female for good.

you have just filled that gape-ing hole in my heart.
i think im in love.
*floats away*

 

[SashatheMan]

you have just filled that gape-ing hole in my heart.
i think im in love.
*floats away*

dont flirt away , now that yuor my bitch, you massage my feet, bath me, feed me with a spoon , and sit on all fours so i can put my feet up on yuor back,when watching TV.

ps i need another hoe that will fan me . any volunteers?

Notice as i use common words such as "hoe, bitch" to attract these women , they become irrisitable to my charm.

 

[guess whos back]

the art of flirting , is to humiliate the female. Dack her infront of her friends, throw some food on her hair , or the old fav soccer punch her in the nose, after that , the female will be all ova u

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[Dash]

Your Seduction Style: The Coquette

You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

 

[jumb]

I flirt by making witty insults towards the girl.

It conveys that I'm funny and picky, forcing her to try and impress me.

 

[mmm_sofay]

dont flirt away , now that yuor my bitch, you massage my feet, bath me, feed me with a spoon , and sit on all fours so i can put my feet up on yuor back,when watching TV.

how can i possibly not say "no"?
your just so irresistable.
*massages feet*

 

[hipsta_jess]

I flirt by making witty insults towards the girl.

It conveys that I'm funny and picky, forcing her to try and impress me.

I hate you!!! Guys that do that frustrate me, I never know if they're into me or not.

My flirting style...hmm, I'm very much a verbal flirter, I will say LOTS of stuff, but I'm not to good doing sexy looks or anything like that.

 

[guess whos back]

what do they say exactly?

 

[jumb]

I hate you!!! Guys that do that frustrate me, I never know if they're into me or not.

That's the idea. Girls love mixed messages. They like a bit of drama. It also creates mystery, another quality that girls get off on.

 

[hipsta_jess]

So all the nights spent tossing and turning, wondering if him being a prick means he likes me or not, you guys enjoy it? Nasty.

BTW

Ideal Lover

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

 

[jumb]

So all the nights spent tossing and turning, wondering if him being a prick means he likes me or not, you guys enjoy it? Nasty.

NO! YOU are the one that enjoys it. That's why you spend nights tossing and turning, thinking about this guy.

 

[withoutaface]

All my mates say it's dead obvious when I'm interested in someone, cause say when we're walking in a group I'll walk ahead or behind with them and just talk or whatever.

 

[hipsta_jess]

It would be so much easier if guys just came out with "Jess, hows about a f**k"

 

[jumb]

It would be so much easier if guys just came out with "Jess, hows about a f**k"

So you're telling me, that if EVERY guy came and said that to you, youd go for it?

I don't believe it. There's no excitement, challenge or romance in it. You'd make sex seem so boring and routine.

 

[Shuter]

It would be so much easier if guys just came out with "Jess, hows about a f**k"

Jess, hows about a fuck?*




*Pictures first of course

 

[hipsta_jess]

So you're telling me, that if EVERY guy came and said that to you, youd go for it?

haha, nah...I dunno...I don't like guys that are excessively sleazy (like the ones in clubs) that think a good way to get me is to suck off their beer bottle, or to run their hands up the back insides of my thigh (dude, thats getting a bit intimate!!)...but the guys I like, it would be so much easier to not need to try and figure out whats going on in their heads.

 

[jumb]

...but the guys I like, it would be so much easier to not need to try and figure out whats going on in their heads.

But the reason you find these guys attractive, is because you don't know what's going on in their heads.

Edit: also where did the bottle sucking and thigh rubbing happen? At fanny's?

 

[hipsta_jess]

Bottle sucking was fannys (which is so predictable) but the thigh thing was at a pub in the 'Nock