How do you tell her? (1 Viewer)

[zeam]

pedo, pedo, pedo!

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[unholyXromance]

She can tell the truth about you dating her. Or she can lie and say she's going with a friend to 'her' formal.

she is in the 8th grade so that plan is out

 

[unholyXromance]

I mean, I'm sure her mother won't get pissed at all. With you being a creep and all...

basing this on what? All I have to say, is you are teh fail=]

 

[unholyXromance]

I've got an easy solution. Take someone that isn't 14.

Someone else suggested that, except I would actually like to take my girlfriend.

 

[unholyXromance]

Hmmm, a very interesting proposition that definately reminds me of the feotus theory of dating.

But more practically you have a few options available.

from the sounds of it her mother is unaware that you are already dating. So it seems like her mum is the kind of person that can give you change when you hand her a 5 cent coin for her not to notice. By this logic you can probably pass off some total fabrication as truth and get your girl away for the formal evening. Something like "Mum, I'm going outside to water the grass. I'll be back before 12" should work a treat

or you can drug her mother up real good. not only will you be able to tell the mother but you can be present while it happens and get the mother to sign a document allowing your gf to go to the formal. better yet you can do this on the formal night and avoid most problems.

you could even try playing the laxatives game. give the mother some laxatives, in biscuits, cake or a method of your choice and turn the mother into a melted chocolate factory. she will be making but gravy you can be at the formal

you see you have many options, but get creative. heck, she could probably walk out the door and get away

all of th4ese are good ideas, they just leave the lack of a dress at the problem

 

[unholyXromance]

what is the age gap anyway? 15/17 isnt that bad.

she is 14, I'm 17, though she will turn 15 before I'm 18.

 

[wixxy2348]

uhh yeah so like..
if she was even a year older then maybe.
but no one can help you.

 

[unholyXromance]

Why on earth would you tell her mother that you are a paedophile preying on her daughter? The reason she probably doesn't want her dating in the first place is to protect her from monsters like you.

LMAO massive fail, (in less than a month) as most people have said 15 to 17 isn't a bad age gap. But good try though, really I mean it, you succeed at life, really you do.

 

[unholyXromance]

pedo, pedo, pedo!

If your really desperate, then red4lyfe said it.

look at my reply to DTFM, same goes for you...

 

[wixxy2348]

unless... do u guys go to the same school?

 

[unholyXromance]

oh.. 17-15? That isn't a huge age difference.

wtf were you idiots going on about? 'pedo pedo pedo'

Thank you, I completely agree with you

 

[unholyXromance]

unless... do u guys go to the same school?

No we don't. I go to an all guys school

 

[minijumbuk]

If her parents aren't UBER UBER strict, have her tell them that it's a "formal partner", not a "date".

Have her say stuff like "but it'll be fun! I've never been to the formal before, and I want to see how it's like"

And....15/17 isn't bad.............


...As long as you don't sleep with her.

 

[black_kat_meow]

I thought she's 14, he's 17... it's just that she'll turn 15 before he turns 18...

 

[wixxy2348]

you could always say you're in year ten.......and that you are a friend of a friend?

 

[DTFM]

LMAO massive fail, (in less than a month) as most people have said 15 to 17 isn't a bad age gap. But good try though, really I mean it, you succeed at life, really you do.

Certainly I succeed at life. I don't, for instance, use phrases like "massive fail" or date children.

 

[unholyXromance]

I thought she's 14, he's 17... it's just that she'll turn 15 before he turns 18...

Ok, you got me. She is 14 at the moment, but she turns 15 in less than a month-.-

 

[unholyXromance]

you could always say you're in year ten.......and that you are a friend of a friend?

but I AM a friend of her friend, lol thats how we met...at her friends 16th party. The only problem with your year 10 idea is that it will seem suss that I am no longer in school, though I suppose you can leave school after year 10. Hmm, I might ask her about this. Just in my person oppinion though, I don't think I look like someone in year 10.

 

[unholyXromance]

Certainly I succeed at life. I don't, for instance, use phrases like "massive fail" or date children.

I use massive fail because it works for you. It matches your intelligence level, which is clearly not very high. This is proven by the fact that 99% of people are saying that the age gap isn't that bad. Yet, even with all these people giving telling you, in plain black and white that you are wrong. Though, still, even after all this, you still insist that there is some sort of pedophila going on. Hence it is safe to say that you fail=]. But I will admitt, you did try your best there, you gave it all you had, and for this one little reason I'll say you succeed at life.

 

[satcbrady]

I know someone of you will probably remember that my girlfriend isn't legal, anyway thats not important. Something has come up, I asked her to come to the formal with me, and she said yes. Now this is a good thing except for the fact she needs to tell her mother. since she has been forbidden from dating does anyone have any idea's on how she can tell her mother?

Just tell the truth.

"Mom, I'm going to the formal with a guy."

"What? Why? Who is he?"

"He's a guy I like. I want to go with him. I'm just going there with him, what else can we do? I mean, it's not like we're gonna fuck on the dance floor."

"Alright, be back by 11pm alright? No sleepovers."

"Ok, if you don't trust me you can ask my friends. I will give you their numbers."


Unfortunately, nobody's gonna believe that it's gonna work like that irl. But would you know if you don't try? It's not a bad thing to be honest with your parents. You think that being honest is troublesome, but being honest can save you lots of trouble later on.