hyparzero
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I second that. If unemployed rednecks can live in trailer parks with 6 kids, then so can everyone else.stazi said:
How Do You Think You'll Get Married? (1 Viewer)
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two options, 1) in a church with the whole she-bang rolls royce and all
2)crumbling chapel on some abandonded coast with only immeadiate family and closest friends.... then parachute into waiting speedboat (needed that to get my masculine quota for this reply)
And we need "my big fat redneck wedding" on TV here, tom arnold (the host) was on tv this morning and they showed a clip of the chick decorating the arch with empty beer cans (hanging from it) and fairy lights! ROFL
2)crumbling chapel on some abandonded coast with only immeadiate family and closest friends.... then parachute into waiting speedboat (needed that to get my masculine quota for this reply)
And we need "my big fat redneck wedding" on TV here, tom arnold (the host) was on tv this morning and they showed a clip of the chick decorating the arch with empty beer cans (hanging from it) and fairy lights! ROFL
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small, ornate chapel located at my old school. i think the plaster-work inside and the statues, altar etc are just amazing.
maybe a service in latin
later, reception at some grand manor house overlooking hills and lawn.
flowers will be white gardenias. she will wear white. i'll wear black and white. bridesmaids probably a pale green.
Music will be violins and other stringed instruments.
yeah. none of this will ever happen. I doubt i should have even thought that much about it.
maybe a service in latin
later, reception at some grand manor house overlooking hills and lawn.
flowers will be white gardenias. she will wear white. i'll wear black and white. bridesmaids probably a pale green.
Music will be violins and other stringed instruments.
yeah. none of this will ever happen. I doubt i should have even thought that much about it.
Traditional yet appropriate for both of us.
I'd like the guy to ask my parents for permission, then suprise me. Doesn't have to be a fancy dinner, can be any time. I would like the 'one knee' thing, but I don't think it would affect my decision much.
I would like a low key, classic wedding. Simple, yet elegant. I am religious, so a church is probably my first choice.
I also would like the reception at a beautiful location, haven;t really thought much about that but.
I'd like the guy to ask my parents for permission, then suprise me. Doesn't have to be a fancy dinner, can be any time. I would like the 'one knee' thing, but I don't think it would affect my decision much.
I would like a low key, classic wedding. Simple, yet elegant. I am religious, so a church is probably my first choice.
I also would like the reception at a beautiful location, haven;t really thought much about that but.
i dont care where or how i get married. i do want a fukin massive ring however and i want a mustang for the wedding car.
otherwise im not phased if everyone sits at one huge table eating meatballs and sharing the one microwave. so long as they are all happy im ok with it.
otherwise im not phased if everyone sits at one huge table eating meatballs and sharing the one microwave. so long as they are all happy im ok with it.
Captain Gh3y
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does anyone else find traditional weddings overly patriarchal and sexist?
A man is supposed to ask a woman's parents if he can 'have' her, then her dad 'gives her away' (as if a woman either belongs to her father or her husband) while she wears a white dress to symbolise her purity and virginity (not that it really does anymore, but that's what it's supposed to mean) for her husband, and then the woman's parents are supposed to pay for it too.
If it were for their cookie-cutter fantasies women wouldn't put up with it
A man is supposed to ask a woman's parents if he can 'have' her, then her dad 'gives her away' (as if a woman either belongs to her father or her husband) while she wears a white dress to symbolise her purity and virginity (not that it really does anymore, but that's what it's supposed to mean) for her husband, and then the woman's parents are supposed to pay for it too.
If it were for their cookie-cutter fantasies women wouldn't put up with it
Kwayera
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I'd like something like that myself. So romantic.Nashie said:
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VERY low-key.. not elope because id never hear the end of it lol but yeah a small low-key ceremony and party after
chicky_pie
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Have a wedding at a local bar in Bali, visit Corby in her jail cell, take photos, come back home, tell everyone we got married in Paris, France and had our honeymoon in Europe. Bogan style
