How far.. Is too far? (1 Viewer)

[Sandez]

Come to Town Hall Steps :wave:

Do I wear the black eyeshadow, or the midnight eye shadow, so you can recognise me.

And OP- Cliffs.

 

[S1M0]

and this is EXACTLY what porn does to you.......


damn sickening stuff.

 

[Sandez]

and this is EXACTLY what porn does to you.......


damn sickening stuff.

I still haven't had a chance to do a money shot. The "It's great for your skin!" line has never worked for me.

Has anyone here?

 

[Wild Dan Hibiki]

LMAO! cool story

 

[Darkening]

L O Frekin L!

 

[Chiisora]

... I'm shocked " Man these things actually HAPPEN?? Oh we live in a biG world...

 

[KeypadSDM]

I was hoping for a better ripoff of Tucker Max...

EDIT: [Crap Ishmael beat me to it]

EDIT2: But this is the real story Buttsex Story

Ishmael got /pwned.

 

[MzbLaZeIT]

HAHAHAAH ROFL WHAT THE!!!!!!
hahahah that was hilariousssssssss

if it was one of my friends telling me that, i probably would of believed it! dirty fuckers.

 

[Davriel]

Interesting... Even I would be hard pressed to write something as imaginative as that. Of course, 'if' the story happens to be true, my advice is to run. On the other, more likely hand, that you made the entire thing out of whole cloth, move to Germany or the Netherlands and begin a career as a porno producer, you may just rake in millions.

 

[Dr_Doom]

I was over at a friend's house recently, when after drinking for a while I started chatting to his sister, who is my age(Friend was with his g/f in another room). Anyway, things heated up pretty quickly and before I knew it we were going at it furiously like two jews sucking in air. Well it was going great, but, then something really really really strange happened. Ms X ( no names here, for all I know she's on BOS.org) whisperd to me, "Piss on me" I was just shocked. What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? "Yea biatch R kelly on yo face!??!!" I hesitated and laughed a little, but she was dead serious.

Anyway, long story short there, I did end up pissing a little on her. Tell you what, although it was sick and twisted, it sure did make for a good story. Now anyway, If you thought that was the end.. You were wrong! I was just thinking to myself, ok so surely she's going to the bathroom to wash herself.. No! She rubs it into her skin, enough to stop it dripping all over the shop then asks me to put it in her ass. Now usually that's not an issue, but with the piss it was just messed up. After four or so minutes of her saying, this is the only chance you'll ever get to be with me I went for it. Boy oh boy, did I regret it! Midway through sliding it in the booty hole, I could feel resistance like, some sort of strange resistance. I just went harder and assumed she was tensing or something, anyway, went to pull out and that 'resistance' was her shit, she just let it pour out of her ass all over the joint! I mean fuck, there we are sliding around in piss, shit and god knows what, all over the fucken sofa, her brother upstairs with his g/f. I should have videod it on my phone, and put it on youtube, that night was crazy.

So after all of this, I beg the question, how far is too far? For me now.. anything seems possible after that episode..

Edit: Fixed - Solved my critics problems ! =D

AHAHROFL! OMFG THATS FUKEN HILARIOUS! REMINDS ME OF THE ARISTOCRATS XD ROFL

 

[sk1001]

you should have pissed in her mouth.

 

[Serius]

after you put it in her pooper did you go for some oral or vaginal?

i hear yeast infections are all the rage in europe

 

[Testpilot]

Interesting... Even I would be hard pressed to write something as imaginative as that. Of course, 'if' the story happens to be true, my advice is to run. On the other, more likely hand, that you made the entire thing out of whole cloth, move to Germany or the Netherlands and begin a career as a porno producer, you may just rake in millions.

Haha anything goes for the Dutch. He could also go to California.