Who said I don't have or know how to have a good time (I assume you're referring to me)?
I mean seriously, asking how many times you can expect to have sex at Schoolies does sound more than a little desparate and definately immature. It's none of your business. End of story. If you want to know, wait until Schoolies and find out for yourself, moseley. If it's less than you expected (ie: NEVER), you probably deserve it for being a sexist prying git.
And whoever said I was mature? If I remember rightly (and I only have to scroll down a bit) I said:I never actually said that I thought myself as being mature.